I stepped on the scale this morning and...drumroll.
I have officially dropped 100 pounds. This number is not without caveats. First, I started dieting before I owned a scale, so I don't know the exact number I started at. And since when you're a disgusting fatbody, even the slightest dietary effort will usually cause you to drop 10 pounds of water weight in the first week, I didn't get to count that in my number. Also, the first scale we bought sucked ass. You could stand on it once, get your weight, step off and on again, and lose or gain two pounds depending on the thing's mood. We replaced it with one that has been consistent in multiple weigh-ins, but it also weighed us in at about 7 pounds heavier than the old one. What I'm saying is, I may have actually dropped somewhere between 110-120 pounds, but for official record keeping's sake, I'm gonna go with 100 down since I bought scale.
I still have more to lose and it's been slow going lately. It took 7 months to drop these last 25 pounds. But I'm still motivated and still trying to eat right and exercise and all that. I weigh the same now as I did back in forum year 3 when, at Prez's party, somey told me I looked awesome. I look awesome again, somey.