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GRANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADA!
I'm falling under your spell... :dead:

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Is Pete rose sister in the dickies bar b q commercial?


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There's one where some stupid, entitled bitch gets the BMW of her dreams because she graduated high school.


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There's one where some stupid, entitled bitch gets the BMW of her dreams because she graduated high school.

13 years in the future


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There's one where some stupid, entitled bitch gets the BMW of her dreams because she graduated high school.

13 years in the future

You just basically called Somey's daughter a stupid enitiled bitch. Good job, dick.


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There's one where some stupid, entitled bitch gets the BMW of her dreams because she graduated high school.

13 years in the future

You just basically called Somey's daughter a stupid enitiled bitch. Good job, dick.

wha...what?!


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She's definitely not stupid.


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Where was this person, when you needed your diapers changed?

Mom, please! Get off the phone!


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Where was this person, when you needed your diapers changed?

Mom, please! Get off the phone!


I don't understand the pause. WHY IS THERE A PAUSE???

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"Pastra-ME?"

"No."
*stabs co-worker in throat for trying to steal my shitty Subway sandwich*
"Fuck you."

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"Pastra-ME?"

"No."
*stabs co-worker in throat for trying to steal my shitty Subway sandwich*
"Fuck you."

And scene.

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Diello wrote:
"Pastra-ME?"

"No."
*stabs co-worker in throat for trying to steal my shitty Subway sandwich*
"Fuck you."

And scene.


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This one beats me worse than any other commercial has in a long time.


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"Mom, Brad only got me one car for my birthday! I'm getting a divorce!"

"Then do it, you self-entitled little cunt! Change the locks on the house you've never made a payment on and drain every penny he earned into an account in your name only."

Makes me want to kill a bitch.

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Diello wrote:
"Pastra-ME?"

"No."
*stabs co-worker in throat for trying to steal my shitty Subway sandwich*
"Fuck you."

And scene.

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Nailed it.

Take five...a $5 footlong that is. Rock meh.


It's $2 customer appreciation month.


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Mallard X wrote:
KMart's Jingle Balls Ad Has One Million Women Irate

I agree with the broads. This commercial is distasteful and has no business being on TV. Coincidence that the black guy has the lowest register bell tone, while whitey has the tinkerbells for gralls?

KMart? We don't even have them here anymore. Their "ship my pants" ad was no better.

If nothing more, this proves that millions of married women hate nards, at least those hanging from their husbands.

However, at the risk of hypocrisy, if the ad featured women bouncing their tits to "Jingle Bells", I might feel differently.

In conclusion, this proves two important precepts: 1). Women really don't care for the testicules; and 2). I love big tits and I cannot lie.


:D

Having worked for that company for 3 1/2 years, I can say this:

There is no company in this great land of ours more fucked up than them. It's not close.


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I wonder if this really happened. If so, thumbs up. I copied it from comments on myticketconfession blog:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for bringing up the Del Frisco's chick - I actually called her over to our table on Spring Valley a few months ago to personally let her know how god awful those commercials were - she was not happy - but I'm not happy listening to her slap happy yuckfest

December 17, 2013 at 2:26 PM


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why do you have smokey the bear?


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This ain't on the ticket, but I can't stand Brandon in the ford commercials.


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If my OWN kids had peppered me with all those questions when they were young I would have put them UP for adoption.

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Hearing Junior try not to laugh at the "Sneak a Peek Romper" from Pajama Gram gives me smile mouth.


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sophisticated life style? You sound like a dumb slut. the theoretical physicist's i know don't have sophisticated life styles. they have comic book collections.


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"Maybe he's just not a smiler."
"Maybe he's teething."
"Maybe he's just being a boy"
"Maybe he's just being fussy."

Maybe he's getting real tired of you shit, Carol.

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I don't hate this commercial, it's just weird. Why are they advertising native american health? There aren't any indian reservations around here. are there?


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There aren't any reservations around here. are there?


Only about whether I should post in the Rangers area.

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Really? :mad:

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Hello, State Farm?

What if I fuck up in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?


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Have been hearing the extremely fake free brakes commercials for Just Brakes for about three weeks. The sale was supposed to end on Sunday, but they are extending it to Monday. I have one question.

Which fucking Monday? They've been playing this damned thing for three weeks, complete with the steel guitar music.

Sorry ass scammers. This is just as bad as the get rich quick commercials that the ticket plays overnight.


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And now, this is National Brake Safety month. I sound like Mr. Q now.


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And now, this is National Brake Safety month. I sound like Mr. Q now.

I miss Q.


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How about you, Annie? Do you ever air drum and drive?


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I've got to keep it real..... I can't stand the sound of that tard''s voice!

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I've got to keep it real..... I can't stand the sound of that tard''s voice!


omg he's even worse than texaslendingdotcoooooooooooooooooooooom guy.

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Internet commercial for Sam Adams summer ale runs continuously... some chick talks about it being "lite" and not too "hoppy!" Are you f'n kidding me? Hoppy! :roll:

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i went to a craft beer thing last weekend. There were a bunch of beer snobs out there. Just friggin taste it. If you like it, make note, if you don't spit it in the face of the server.


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