That's the one. He pretty much acted like he was speaking for the Ticket when he told him not to listen.

George doing Tim McCarver: very solid.

Calling the DART hotline this morning had many LOL moments.

Just caught this on the unticket. Not a huge shelf life. His cadence was incredible though. 8/10.

why don't you keep up with your bit? I enjoyit.

Lazy

Typical lib

I heard the replay of that this morning. It's hard to shave while laughing.

mm, sorry, I didn't get that.

mm, I'm sorry that you were groped.

I listened to Cuban/Trump on the Unticket from last week. Gordo's Trump was funny and luxurious, but George's Cuban was sorely lacking. 6/10.

11/16/12 - Skittles, the white "rapper" from 10 or so years ago, from the Secret Audio Vault. Classic. I forgot about this. 10/10.

11/21/12 - The presidential pardoned turkey. Give up. A lot like this thread, except this thread doesn't have fake over laughter.

1/10

It sucked.

11/26/12 - Fake Jerry - Better than usual. I enjoyed the mention of Garrett's "logic boards", calling RG3 "R2D2" and calling George/Craig "Jody/non-Jody". Dragged on though. Still going on and I'm getting disinterested.

6/10

11/28/12 - Fake Nolan Ryan

Talking about his "ree-sipes" from his new book - coming out in 2014, because that's how long it will take for him to make copies.

Not his best.

6/10

The Twitter feed for Productive Outs was having all kinds of fun with recipe ideas for Nolan's cookbook on Monday night. It was funnier than any of the fake Nolan bits I've heard on the Ticket.

Even though I knew that line was coming this morning, I still laughed. But that was about all that was funny.

The Touchdown Brothers rehashing old ticket arguments made me giggle.

11/30/12 - Secret Audio Vault w/ James the handicapped comedian - I don't remember this the first time. Painful. Impossible to describe. He was better than those comedians the Jacksox saw at Ben's though.

2/10

He was also funnier than Dave Little and Frank Caliendo combined. Two guys that the Ticket loves to prop up.

Damn. Those were fun times.

Junior's doing Sal - "I gotta ask yous two... Does Tony Romo suck or what?" never gets old. Anytime they can get Junior to play along it's a win.

1/18/13 - Fake Norm admitting things. Time waste.

4/10

I hope the 49ers win just so I can hear the Crazy Prospector again.

2/13/13 - Fake Dirk - a little slow until he broke out the "my dad? Jorg-Werner. The man who ..."

8/10

2/25/13 - Gas Cap Louie

1/10

Did he get wide and a little loose?

2/26/13 - Marge, the swim coach. Not that great, but I like how she runs out of breath at the end of her sentences and makes George uncomfortable by talking about him in a speedo.

3/10

2/27/13 - repeat of Sasquatch from years back. Didn't hear it originally. I'm glad for that.

1/10

2/28/13 - Clarence the Maintenance Man: Clarence beats me normally, but I tried to give him a fair shake today. He did make me giggle when he got verklempt over Van Cliburn's death. Spoiler: He claimed him and a bunch of random celebrities did crazy things in his youth.

3/10

i thought it deserved at 5

Classic Audio Vault

Expo and Corby fighting - fatass, gravy tits. I laughed. 8/10.
George Degianni rushing one of his guests - Played too much lately so that hurts its rating, but it will hold up in 5 years. 6/10.
Original screaming goat audio, which is actually a baby? - didn't need to hear this. 1/10.

Average of 5/10, -1 for lack of originality.

4/10

3/4/13 - Fake Nolan: Nothing memorable. More snow monkey talk. More organization talk. More backwoods ideas to bring to the Rangers. Wasn't terrible, but it didn't move the meter much. 5/10.

This isn't a laughing matter. If Ryan is gone, the Rangers are done.

JD would be a far bigger loss than Nolan.

JD made all the moves but the attitude of the team changed when Nolan came on board and told the pitchers to stop being pussies.

Except for Elvis Andrus. That wuss can't pitch more than three batters without tiring.

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lol