I giggled at octopus taint.

I always laugh at Chris McKinley.

i hope while ordering fiber module

3/27/14 - Holger, talking about his creation Dirk Nowitzki. I thought it was funny, but he was wrong about Cuban drafting Cherokee Parks.

7/10

forcibly breeding was funny

4/2/14 - Fake Tiger Woods - Clowning on "Dill Mickelson" was the best part. I couldn't even keep up with the "My Dad, Earl" part.

9/10

Spalding Jones was a good listen. He's like a cross between Chris Chris + Boomhower.

4/21/14 - Fake Michelle Wie

It was funny.

9/10

First time I lol'd at 8:40 in years.

LITERALLY YEARS.

4/24/14 - The new morning ticker guy doing standup comedy

Because he told them he had dabbled in it before. This is the new "Ty Walker killed his grandma". They will beat it into the ground. It was painful. I couldn't fight through it without changing the station.

-1/10

Hell, that review makes me wonder what I missed.

At lease they are trying something with new talent.

It was pretty bad though.

I knew he wouldn't be funny. It was the reaction from the hosts that made it funny for me. Jer playing all the drops made it laugh out loud for me.

I don't buy Logan Gourley as new talent.

I already dig him over Dick Hicks. Of course if Dan was doing tickers........hell...nevermind.

At the rate he's going his position will be listed back on the market soon.

5/6/14 - Fake Tiger - still my favorite 8:40 bit, especially the "my dad, Earl" part. He worked in "went kamikazee on her Pearl Harbor vag" and "front lady diarrhea" today.

9/10

5/9/14 - Fake Johnny Manziel - This was kind of a mess. Sounded like a sick Generic Youth Minster. "Have you guys heard of website" gave me a small smilemouf though.

3/10. Way too long.

i'm starting to agree with you guys. Does he eff up every ticker?

California Chrome. Good idea, not so good delivery. I did laugh when he talked about going to Colorado to smoke out. Small laugh when he talked about not liking girl horses, but liking white women instead.

4/10.

My boss comes back from vacation tomorrow, so no more 8:40 bits for me.

5/27 - Ed Carter - "That Communist in Chief wants us all to be transgendered, government teet-sucking vegetarians."

7/10

Ed Carter always delivers. I enjoyed "stomping them with a size 10 Justin original in the place where their food gets turned brown."

6/3/14 - Fake Mack Brown and Fake RC Slocum: 7/10

6/4/14 - Chicken Parm Johnson: 2/10

6/6/14 - Mike and the Doocys. Doocy was singing "My Heroes have always been Cowboys" with appearances from Marge, Michael Irvin, Tiger, Jerry, Wade and Avery Johnson. Straight noise pollution and it was gold.

9/10

Doocy should have a regular spot somewhere on the ticket. Replace Dan? Yes. I agree.

If Marge was on it, it was a winner. One of my favorite characters going right now.

California Chrome - Indeed funny

He sounded like Seattle Slew

6/10/14 - Fake Donald Sterling - 7/10

Sounds like a racist Andy Rooney.

Was coming in here to edit my post and say that same thing.

Both your minds work the same.

Good one?

The visual of California Chrome poking his jockey in the chest with his hoof while daring him to use the riding crop again was laugh out loud.

Terd said yes.


*writes PO*

6/11/14 - George calling an insurance company about the home on the cliff at Lake Whitney. I always get a kick out of Gordo asking ridiculous questions and overtyping.

8/10

Have ya'll seen that house? I feel sorry for the family who bought it. They must have some legal recourse

24 “Everyone then who hears these words of mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house, but it did not fall, because it had been founded on the rock. 26 And everyone who hears these words of mine and does not do them will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. 27 And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell, and great was the fall of it.”

dang it! You're right, somey.