5/13/20 - Medieval Bully

I didn’t hate it.

6/10

It reminded me of the "Cook, where's my hasenpfeffer" king from Bugs Bunny.

and a dash of Jason Statham voice.

Whoa. Generic Youth minister was terrific today

Not a 8:40 bit, but the Matthew McConaughey interview was one of the best things I've heard on The Ticket in years. I can't wait to read the book.

That boy can yarn.

1/14/22 - Chris Chris: I’ve probably said this before, but he’s not my favorite and it gets a little repetitive (I guess they all do), but I do giggle when he trails off during one of his brags and Craig/Jub try to clarify what he said. 5/10

1/19/22 - Touchdown Brothers - again, repetitive, but I laugh at Junior every time. I has a questions for youse twos guys.

8/10

1/18/22 - Randy Cody talking about fixing the Cowboys stadium. Yelling out the window about changing out a bit on a random tool and jacking up the stadium to put it on a lazy Susan made me giggle. 6/10

1/20/22 - Fake Mike McCarthy. It definitely wasn’t funny. A generous 3/10, mostly for the heavy breathing. Junior’s MM is so bad that it’s funny, but Jub does it now.

1/24/22 - Fake Skip Bayless on the Ticket’s 28th birthday. So combative. It was reasonably funny. Craig and George don’t seem beaten by it, which helps.

6/10

I was looking forward to this one and it didn't disappoint. Gordo's caricature of Skip is fun.

1/26/22 - Norm and the Goose. Norm is getting more ridiculous with the screams. Still love it.

9/10

4/13/22 - Generic Youth Minister - the only moderately funny thing here is GYM trying to get George and Craig to come to service. Otherwise, he has become way too over the top and stupid.

2/10

4/22/22 - Fake Jason Kidd not understanding figures of speech. I laughed. Nice call back.

7/10

4/25 - Fake Mark Cuban

It was pretty funny.

7/10

The laugh makes me chuckle

8/8/22 - Junior talking to Myrtle about his lost credit card. This bit makes me laugh every time.

8/10

The bit is outdated since you can't get a GD human on the line anymore.

I kinda laughed at Johnny Pants.

I did not hate the fake Greg Olsen at all.

I liked the character. I didn't get that super lib kindergarten teacher vibe from Olsen but I'll be listening for it next time I catch one of his games.

Fake Mike McCartny is great.

yeah, yknow

He’s definitely improved but I wouldn’t call him great. He’s ok. I do like the quick shots at Dem politicians at the end though.

I like Johnny Pants though, so what do I know.

11/21/2022. First time to hear Fake Jerrah in years. Not bad.

He's been pretty good after Cowboy games this year. My favorite was him talking about Stephen dressing up as Rich Dalrymple for Halloween and following Charlotte around with mirrors on his shoes.

4/25/23 - Fake Norm and the Goose

10/10

Just when I thought Gordo's GooseNorm couldn't get any more over the top...

6/21/23

The Final Fake Norm and the Goose?

10/10

It was sooo over the top

6/22/23

Fake Norm and Andy Panda

George’s Fake Norm is too subdued.

5/10

Tom Foolery is the GOAT of ticket bits.

Oh man, I was not ready for all the feels that avalanched on me when I heard his voice. I damn near shed a tear when he mentioned Mavis.

They'll do Carlton Maxwell and Shorty Defazio every other week, but Tom Foolery only comes out once every decade.

10/31/2023

Steve, who lives in the attic. I laughed several times. Good job, Gordo.

5/5

I laughed a lot this morning.

You're easily amused then

The creepiness just kept building.

The fake Sean McDermott (Bills coach) - the 8:40 bit we didn't know we wanted until fill-in Monty did it. I think I lasted 30 seconds.

1/2 out of

Monty did make me laugh a few minutes before that. DJ said something about Aaron Rodgers coming back to show Zach Wilson he could do it on one leg and Monty replied with something like "I do it every day."