The "OMG Somey's having a baby RIGHT NOW" thread

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:10 pm

Go, Mrs. Somey!

:cheer2:

Push him out, push him out, waaaay out! :cheer2:

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:29 pm

Gonna be a couple hours, Craig.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:39 pm

It's alright, I'm prepared. I've made sandwiches, there's a case of bottled water and some Gatorade chews if our electrolytes get low. Tell Mrs. Somey we can go all night if we have to!

cap · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:50 pm

how big is the cervix right now?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

pics?

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:32 pm

Good job on making a weenar haver. :soppy:

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

I dub the newest addition to the forum as "SomeySon."

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:13 pm

please accept this babyarm as a token of acknowledgement and support for you and mrs somie. God bless.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:20 pm

Is he crowning yet?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:33 pm

No. Got the call at 10 that things were going. Still sitting here watching TV.

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:38 pm

I was going to say she's way to hot to be treated that way.. then I realized I was speaking of Somey, and well....

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Congrats on the little man, somey. May you and the wife have many more.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:41 am

Congrats on adding an additional wiener to the household. You're gonna need the extra manpower in 10 years when your oldest hits puberty. A lone wolf in a house full of women can be a miserable experience. Trust me on this.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Also in 10 years, you can yell at his ass to get out there and cut the fucking grass.

cap · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:59 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Also in 10 years, you can yell at his ass to get out there and cut the fucking grass.

and back talk ya when you ask them to do something

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:04 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Also in 10 years, you can yell at his ass to get out there and cut the fucking grass.

you are his 1st asshole

or somesuch · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:04 am

Thanks guys. He has a little less wiener than he did an hour ago. Baby is fine, sleeping a lot, sucking on my wife's tits. I'm watching Space Odyssey. Not sure what im going to do after that. May watch Jeopardy or Sportscenter. Haven't decided yet. My mom took my daughter for the day. Having a baby is easy.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:05 am

let's dunch.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Tit Whistle wrote:

Also in 10 years, you can yell at his ass to get out there and cut the fucking grass.

10? Man, you're a softy. My dad had me mowing the lawn around age 7. If I ever have a son, I fully intend to tie blocks under his shoes and have him out there at 4.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Trained Goucho wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Also in 10 years, you can yell at his ass to get out there and cut the fucking grass.

you are his 1st asshole

cap · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:54 pm

Good Christian name, somey

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Good Star Wars name, somey.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:36 pm

The wife won the name war this time.

cap · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:56 pm

Have you already used the lin "Luke, I am your father"

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:16 am

Yeah, I also told him to "Play it again, Sam".

cap · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:26 pm

Our church studied the book of Luke today. Coincidence ?

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:12 pm

Who wrote the book of love?

cap · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:08 pm

Joseph Smith?

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