Thanksgiving 2010

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:47 am

Is here. So, I'm thankful for all the cool stuff I have like kids and a wife and a big truck. I also like this place and you guys. So, uh, yeah.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Today I'm thankful for heat.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I'm thankful for boobies and vaginas.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

Tit Whistle wrote:

I'm thankful for boobies and vaginas.

And Hot Wheels Track!

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

And chicken fried steak

Cledus · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:06 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

I'm thankful for boobies and vaginas.

Ive never been more thankful for you than right now reading this strong good post.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I just took the most awesome post-Thanksgiving Day dump ever.

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:20 pm

Mine hit me about 2:00 am this morning. I barely remembered it until about 7:30 when Mrs Cle woke up the house with:
"WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET JERK!"

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Popcorn is a good apology gift.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

For that, Cle may need to go to Jared.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:53 pm

Every shit begins with K.

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:20 pm

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:54 pm

Grabbed some leftover turkey and ham, slapped it on some wheat bread with swiss cheese and cheddar and made the most awesome grilled sammich ever. I should roast a turkey every week just for the sandwiches.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

We officially hate turkey at our house.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

I've got the pumpkin pie poots

Cledus · **Posted:** Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:43 am

I fried a couple of turkeys again this year and I'm still not tired of it yet.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:33 am

Stu wrote:

I've got the pumpkin pie poots

Dessert poots in general are underwhelming in and of themselves. That's why it is critical to mix in something like green been casserole during the holidays or you're justing setting yourself up for soundless air poofs--musky mothball odor at best, and sticky wipes.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:56 pm

Cledus wrote:

I fried a couple of turkeys again this year and I'm still not tired of it yet.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

What's so great about the fried turkey? It tastes just like a smoked or baked turkey. People act like the fried turkey is some kind of orgasmic food experience when it's really just a lazy way to cook a turkey.

Cledus · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:17 am

bigboy wrote:

What's so great about the fried turkey? It tastes just like a smoked or baked turkey. People act like the fried turkey is some kind of orgasmic food experience when it's really just a lazy way to cook a turkey.

I disagree on the taste, and absolutely disagree on the lazy cooking. I have baked, smoked and fried turkey myself... I promise you it is in no way the lazy way to cook turkey. Your wrong simply on the cleanup alone. Its messy! I agree it tends to get over hyped, but I enjoy it more fried than the other ways. that may be a helper in my fat ass. I think its why I don't get tired of it as soon as smoked or baked. I'd be glad to make you a sammich to help sway your opinion.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Did you cook it in lard or peanut oil?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:04 pm

I've only had fried turkey a few times and it was damn good. Is it better than smoked or roast? That's subjective, but it's good enough not to be dismissed. The cooking time is quicker but I wouldn't necessarily call it easier.

Cledus · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:02 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

I've only had fried turkey a few times and it was damn good. Is it better than smoked or roast? That's subjective, but it's good enough not to be dismissed. The cooking time is quicker but I wouldn't necessarily call it easier.

Sweet Cle's Turkey Rankings:
Fried (in peanut oil)
Smoked
Roasted
Baked
Boiled
Burned
Raw
Live

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

You got head on the front porch? Lucky.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

You got head on the front porch? Lucky.

high five
:failed marriage humor:

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:12 pm

Stu wrote:

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

Now I understand why you left her.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

or somesuch wrote:

Stu wrote:

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

Now I understand why you left her.

We got to shoot guns after t-giving lunch.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:29 am

I can't wait to hear your turkey call.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:34 pm

Stu wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Stu wrote:

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

Now I understand why you left her.

We got to shoot guns after t-giving lunch.

what's wrong with that?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:20 pm

cap wrote:

Stu wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Stu wrote:

The ex's family once fried a turkey they shot. They broke out the large blocks of lard. It was good, but it lose some turkey flavor and tasted like chicken.
I know they shot the turkey because the feathers and head were still on the front porch.

Now I understand why you left her.

We got to shoot guns after t-giving lunch.

what's wrong with that?

nada damn thing.

Thanksgiving 2010

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