Countdown to the greatest thing ever, the apple iSlate

Rockme · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:55 pm **Posts:** 930

Rockme wrote:

Apple has advantages that Amazon didn't have with music: Scale and technology. iTunes has just moved 3 billion iPhone apps. Apple's sold over 250 million iPods. By contrast, Amazon's sold an estimate 2.5-3 million Kindles since it debuted 2 years ago. Analysts predict Apple will sell twice as many iPads this year alone.

Apple on Monday announced it has sold 1 million iPad computers in the 28 days the device has been available. The iPhone, which debuted in 2007, didn't hit the million mark until 74 days after it went on sale.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Make sure you don't step in a pail.

cap · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 1:56 pm

Today, I checked the mail

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 2:02 pm

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 2:21 pm

We need to ride cap out on a rail

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

My favorite Kentucky Derby winner was Swale.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 2:38 pm

Did he win by a nose or a full length (plus tail)?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

After the race, he ate an entire hay bale.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Let's all get behind the Barnett Shale.

cap · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 4:29 pm

i have to grow a tail

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 5:38 pm

I hope the coming storm doesn't bring hail

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

or a weak ale.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

This sort of thing keeps the forum from going stale.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I wish I could read the forum in Braille.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

I bet ya one kind of dude who can't read this forum is a negro male.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I wish I knew how to spell potatoe, said Quayle.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Hoob: "At gigs, there are few chicks I'd nail"

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Hoob: "At gigs, there are few chicks I'd nail"

That's because they are so large you couldn't cover them with a sail.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 8:13 pm

Junior prefers a male.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 8:18 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Junior prefers a male.

A woman, preferably with two legs, is preferred by Dale.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Pussy Galore did NOT resemble Vicki Vale.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

That's because she had to be weighed on a livestock scale.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

ewww, that means she probably had a tail.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Rockme's Macfag threads need to go to the forum jail.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

*ding!* rang the bell.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

The other day, I jumped a skank on the bike trail.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Flo used to say "Kiss my grits" to Mel.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Then she went to Canton to the flea market sale.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

She couldn't get into Yale.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

she'd be another person to inspire Stu to yell.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

That doesn't quite rhyme, what the hell?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2010 8:10 am

I'm going to hijack the threads where someone praises Dell.

cap · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2010 8:30 am

Harry Potter will cast a spell

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Screw the Ticket. I listen to Art Bell.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Nobody is as unfunny as Norman Fell.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2010 9:15 am

I gotta castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell.

cap · **Posted:** Tue May 04, 2010 9:20 am

this thread is making my grenis swell

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

On used cars in Wise County they write "For Sell."

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jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I have never bought gas at the stations called Shell.

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jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Countdown to the greatest thing ever, the apple iSlate

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