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Sagger's breathing I wish I could quell.

just remove his breathing tube, easy as hell.

Liz Tyler's mom is Bebe Buell.

My dick, like peanut butter, does smell.

When I had hair, I can't recall ever using Prell.

I hear Lassie barking. I guess little Timmy must have fallen into a well.

Did he fart as he fell?

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Yahoo today published the results of some number crunching it performed on iPad users accessing its Web content. According to the data, males currently outnumber females 2:1 among iPad users on Yahoo's network, significantly about the nearly 50-50 split seen for overall usage. The survey also shows relative overrepresentation among the 30-54 age range (peaking in the 35-44 age group), as well as data revealing that early iPad users tend to be more affluent than typical Yahoo users.

As expected within the classic early-adopter profile, we identified a male skew in the 35-44 age group among these early users. In fact, among all users, men outnumber women 2:1. Given the economy, people with higher earning power were probably the first to buy the iPad. The first Yahoo! iPad users were 94% more likely to be affluent consumers with solid wealth and strong incomes than typical U.S. Yahoo! users.
In analyzing what iPad users are looking at on Yahoo's network, the company also found higher-than-average usage for Flickr, with Finance, News, and Sports also seeing heavy interest. Orange.

I thought these rhyme threads would end soon, but apparently there's morange.

Detroit has an outfielder that will answer to Brandon Or Inge.

I thought these rhyming threads would hold my attention, but they're really pretty borange.

Walt's ex-wife is a coke whorange.

You have to pay for a whore hange.

I fixed my postorange.

I like that we can band together and use these posting tactics to fight our enemies, domestic and forange.

This thread will become a great part of forum loreange.

If you try to break up this thread, you are a moronge.

brb, gotta go fix a broken door hinge.

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I already know what my future holds, I'm not worried about tamorange.

So drink your gin and tonicage, and smoke your marijuanicage.

Good grief. I just got tabbed to help write a grant to buy some of these things. Of all people to ask.

I hate snot-nosed professional educators.

So there's no question that Apple is selling a ton of iPads, but would you have guessed that it's actually selling more iPads than all Mac sales combined? That's the case, at least at the moment, according to RBC Capital Markets analyst Mike Abramsky, who says that Apple is currently moving about 200,000 iPads per week, compared to 110,000 Macs -- though it still trails the iPhone, which is apparently racking up sales of 246,000 per week. Angst.

Stories like this remind me, I need to take a leak.

weirdly, I just wondered how a hoob bird would pee out it's beak.

If you poke a hoob bird in the belly it would reak.

Rockme's Apple updates > rhyming

Somey's bullying hit the right timing.

When words fail, try miming.

"You Can't Do That on Television" was famous for sliming.

Week wasn't the word in my posting, Angst was. Like Corby says "is that hard to follow the rules".

Macs are for tools.

If I ever meet rockme I'm going to kick him in the family jewels.

He may then challenge you to a duel.

or hoob's favorite game: basketball on mules

My favorite TV show used to be about a guy and his tools.

There is no other. Only Zuul.

They were busters of ghosts, but she was more of a ghoul.

They saved the earth after they got kicked out of school.