Countdown to the greatest thing ever, the apple iSlate

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Mr. T pitties the fool.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 3:51 pm

Norm from Cheers had his own stool.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

The best socks are made out of wool.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 4:00 pm

The best bicycle racks are made by Thule.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

My favorite Houston Astro was Vern Ruhle.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Trained Goucho wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

There is no other. Only Zuul.

They were busters of ghosts, but she was more of a ghoul.

Mr. Peck from the EPA was such a fool.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

The Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy book series was created by Johnny Gruelle.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

I've never seen "Eating Raoul".

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Someday I'm gonna stop and eat at Cafe Azul.

cap · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 9:55 pm

cindarella is nobody's fool

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I've got Norm in my dead pool.

Lidless Eye · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:25 pm **Posts:** 531

For beer, Leroy sucks tool.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 1:02 pm

On level 2 in Red Dead Redemption, you can only call a mule.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I've heard that the Diamond Doctor can sell you a jewel.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 2:27 pm

I've heard for deals on Cadillac, try Sewell.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 4:27 pm

Billy Madison knows O'Doyle rules.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 4:45 pm

When punching the clown, I usually just use drool.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Beating off instead of loving your honey is just cruel.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 4:52 pm

Unless you pack as much punch as an O'Douls.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Tyrone went to the store and bought him a pack of Kools.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Sat May 22, 2010 5:06 pm

Three words went through Alabama Whitman's head endlessly, like a broken record: "you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool."

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I've got to go to Lowe's now. My weedeater has a worn out spool.

Rockme · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:55 pm **Posts:** 930

Rockme wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

i challenge you to an internet bet, you think this will be an edsel and I think it will sell a shitload and be more popular than fingerbanging mary rottencrotch.

So let's set up some kind of measuring stick and make a bet.

Apple today announced that it has sold over two million iPads sold in less than 60 days since the device's initial launch in the U.S. on April 3rd.

Apple today announced that iPad sales have topped two million in less than 60 days since its launch on April 3. Apple began shipping iPad in Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Spain, Switzerland and the UK this past weekend. iPad will be available in nine more countries in July and additional countries later this year.

For comparison purposes, it took over two years for Apple to sell its first two million iPods, while the original iPhone took on the order of four months to reach the two million milestone.

Scalp.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

The tension in this thread has the potential for palp.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

is there a such thing as a single Alp?

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I don't know. but if Olive Oyl was stuck on one, she'd yell, "halp."

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

And when Brutus shows up, Popeye will give him a walp.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:30 am

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Oh, man. There is a group called Goatse securty? Their latest target was 114,000 iPuds.

http://security.goatse.fr/

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

I ain't clicking on that.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Of course the fanbois are blaming AT&T.

Sagger Pance · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:28 pm

what rhymes with at&t?

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

the dog dies in marley&me

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

The Pirates' ballpark is called PNC.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:03 pm

When I look down my shirt a t t i c.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:24 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

When I look down my shirt a t t i c.

Every time I hear that Norm commercial where he spells out attic, I think of that joke. But then I also kind of vomit.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Dumbass restaurant owner in Australialand lets customers order on an iPad.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/ex ... 5878310742

Rockme · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:55 pm **Posts:** 930

Sweet Greggo wrote:

So I ask again, who's going to buy this? It's doesn't' have a keyboard so it can't replace a notebook/netbook. It's too big to fit in your pocket so you can't use it as a pmp. It's got an lcd screen so you can't use it as a true ebook reader... who the hell is going to buy this?

Less than three months in, and Apple has already sold three million iPads. That's a pretty impressive number, definitely bolstered by the tablet's recent international release. In fact, Apple's sold a million iPads in the last three weeks alone.

still think the iPad is going to be a failure?? orange. silver.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

A female lamb is called a chilver.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:25 pm

Rockme wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

So I ask again, who's going to buy this? It's doesn't' have a keyboard so it can't replace a notebook/netbook. It's too big to fit in your pocket so you can't use it as a pmp. It's got an lcd screen so you can't use it as a true ebook reader... who the hell is going to buy this?

Less than three months in, and Apple has already sold three million iPads. That's a pretty impressive number, definitely bolstered by the tablet's recent international release. In fact, Apple's sold a million iPads in the last three weeks alone.

still think the iPad is going to be a failure?? orange. silver.

I admit I underestimated the power of the Collective. So again, how do you like YOUR iPad? Surely you don't waste all of your time reading and posting about something you don't own. The last food on a plate is called a dilver.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Rockme wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

So I ask again, who's going to buy this? It's doesn't' have a keyboard so it can't replace a notebook/netbook. It's too big to fit in your pocket so you can't use it as a pmp. It's got an lcd screen so you can't use it as a true ebook reader... who the hell is going to buy this?

Less than three months in, and Apple has already sold three million iPads. That's a pretty impressive number, definitely bolstered by the tablet's recent international release. In fact, Apple's sold a million iPads in the last three weeks alone.

still think the iPad is going to be a failure?? orange. silver.

I admit I underestimated the power of the Collective. So again, how do you like YOUR iPad? Surely you don't waste all of your time reading and posting about something you don't own. The last food on a plate is called a dilver.

I'm guessing the Apple store doesn't take the Lone Star Card or they won't let him trade in Colt 45 bottle tops.

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