So I broke 2 ribs this weekend in a 4 wheeler accident. Also bruised my shoulder, knee, and hip bone.

Things I've learned:
Sneezing is the worse pain ever in the history of ever, while having broken ribs.
Wiping my shit ass is the second worse pain ever in the history of ever.
My wife is more inconsiderate than I ever remember.
I need my yard mowed real bad.
My 2 year old knows when to dive off the the top turnbuckle in order to kill die my human Texas body.
My dog seems to be the only one in my house who realizes the pain I'm in.
Swamp ass is worse when you have left over residue....

I would help, but I don't go to Garland

I was aggravated, and driving too fast for reasons that don't really matter... went down the damn of our pond not knowing that the rain had washed out a 2 ft deep gulley, cuz the grass was up pretty high. I was standing/squating for the transition from damn to level ground and BAM!
It felt like I hit a brick wall and I went flying my fat ass over the handle bars. Landing to the beautiful ground of Texas Real hard strong good. It took me minute to gather my senses, and then I drove back to the barn. Scary thing, I was there by myself. Good thing it was not worse. Drove my self back to Dallas so as not to have to go to a hospital in Rusk. It was a long 2.5 hour drive. I then sat at Baylor Emergency room for 8.5 hours. :suicide: Got home about 3 am.

You must've insulted it something fierce for Texas to pound your Clebody so viciously.

Probably my trip back to the Netherlands pissin Texas off.

Now that's a dam story.

I disagree.

Bbarm

This:


plus this:


equals this:

So did you get a chance to shoot some dove before this happened?

If you had facebook you would know

Wait, so Cle's accident is just some fake Farmville shit?

Cle's cow has escaped from his farm. Help him find it.

Fuck that shit. A friend of mine posted some pics of 7 yr old fruitdog on there this weekend. Jams and knee high stripped socks are not a good look.

$20 people

I've got them saved. If you promise not to post in the Cowboys section for the whole season I'll email them to you after the season is over.

NO! I had a hunt scheduled for yesterday up close to greenville.
Probably my only chance to do so.

Baby Mother effin ARM!!!

Thats Hot!

wins the internet today.

constipation + broken ribs =

Fiber One bar does the trick.

I didn't think I needed it since one of the side effects of my pain meds is Diarrhea.

I need pics of that.