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fruitdog
 Post subject: Re: Tit Whistle's Adventures Coaching Male Human Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:30 pm 
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Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.
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Stu
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fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:47 pm 
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Stu wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.


The tap number at the beginning was pretty cool, but the ballet shit by Baryshnikov was fucking gay. The story was stupid.
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Tit Whistle
 Post subject: Re: Tit Whistle's Adventures Coaching Male Human Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:00 pm 
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or somesuch wrote:
Stu wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.


The tap number at the beginning was pretty cool, but the ballet shit by Baryshnikov was fucking gay. The story was stupid.

Yeah but that Lionel Richie song rocked the house.
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Stu
 Post subject: Re: Tit Whistle's Adventures Coaching Male Human Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:18 pm 
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Tit Whistle wrote:
or somesuch wrote:
Stu wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.


The tap number at the beginning was pretty cool, but the ballet shit by Baryshnikov was fucking gay. The story was stupid.

Yeah but that Lionel Richie song rocked the house.

I bet you were dancing on the ceiling after posting that.
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bigboy
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:26 pm 
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Stu wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
or somesuch wrote:
Stu wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.


The tap number at the beginning was pretty cool, but the ballet shit by Baryshnikov was fucking gay. The story was stupid.

Yeah but that Lionel Richie song rocked the house.

I bet you were dancing on the ceiling after posting that.


All night long?

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Tit Whistle
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bigboy wrote:
Stu wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
or somesuch wrote:
Stu wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.


The tap number at the beginning was pretty cool, but the ballet shit by Baryshnikov was fucking gay. The story was stupid.

Yeah but that Lionel Richie song rocked the house.

I bet you were dancing on the ceiling after posting that.


All night long?

These dad jokes are Truly awful.
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bigboy
 Post subject: Re: Tit Whistle's Adventures Coaching Male Human Soccer
PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:03 pm 
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Tit Whistle wrote:
bigboy wrote:
Stu wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
or somesuch wrote:
Stu wrote:
fruitdog wrote:
Tap > Amadeus
Gregory Hines blows Tom Hulce off the dance floor.

You must have loved White Nights.


The tap number at the beginning was pretty cool, but the ballet shit by Baryshnikov was fucking gay. The story was stupid.

Yeah but that Lionel Richie song rocked the house.

I bet you were dancing on the ceiling after posting that.


All night long?

These dad jokes are Truly awful.


Sorry, it's just too Easy.

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Sweet Greggo
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You guys have endless love for dad jokes.

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Tit Whistle
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Once you start, they get Stuck on You.
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Tit Whistle
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We had a game last night against the 7-year-old version of Manchester United. These little assholes had all these dribbling skills and were passing and doing headers and shit. Apparently they train in the off-season with some former professional who lives in the area. It was the age appropriate version of the dudes the Jacksox would play. Meanwhile, my team has moved on from grabass and now plays grabballs when they're on the bench. This bugged me at first but I came to realize they're acting like kids and not professional fuckin' footballers. The kids on my team will turn out normal while the other team will grow up to be date rapists with over-inflated senses of entitlement.

<---Winning
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Stu
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They'll probably like posting on forums too.
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cap
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:19 am 
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Tit Whistle wrote:
We had a game last night against the 7-year-old version of Manchester United. These little assholes had all these dribbling skills and were passing and doing headers and shit. Apparently they train in the off-season with some former professional who lives in the area. It was the age appropriate version of the dudes the Jacksox would play. Meanwhile, my team has moved on from grabass and now plays grabballs when they're on the bench. This bugged me at first but I came to realize they're acting like kids and not professional fuckin' footballers. The kids on my team will turn out normal while the other team will grow up to be date rapists with over-inflated senses of entitlement.

<---Winning

oh oh. competitive dad tit is coming out.

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Tit Whistle
 Post subject: Re: Tit Whistle's Adventures Coaching Male Human Soccer
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eh, I'm done with this shit at the end of the season anyway. I don't know enough about soccer to stay with it.
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fruitdog
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:19 pm 
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cap wrote:
oh oh. competitive dad tit is coming out.


oh oh? did you orgasm while typing and decide to just roll with it?
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cap
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:22 pm 
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Tit Whistle
 Post subject: Re: Tit Whistle's Adventures Coaching Male Human Soccer
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Today I coached my final soccer game. I made the decision weeks ago, but there's no reversing my decision after the wife heard one of the parents bitching about me in the bleachers. Apparently, I don't teach enough skills. I know one asshole motherfucker who's free to run out there on that field and run through some drills with a bunch of hyperactive 7-year-olds. He wants his kid to play the ManU Jr. team I mentioned awhile back. A little news, fuckknuckle: your kid isn't good enough to play on their level.
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Tit Whistle
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Though I'm no longer coaching soccer, Tit Jr still got put on a team with 5 of the kids from last season's team so most of the team is still together and playing for another coach. Tonight the new coach announced that one parent volunteered to be the team manager and another to be assistant coach. You know how much help I got from the parents when I coached?

NONEWHATSOFUCKINGEVER!!!

<---ready to kill
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Sweet Greggo
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Though I'm no longer coaching soccer, Tit Jr still got put on a team with 5 of the kids from last season's team so most of the team is still together and playing for another coach. Tonight the new coach announced that one parent volunteered to be the team manager and another to be assistant coach. You know how much help I got from the parents when I coached?

NONEWHATSOFUCKINGEVER!!!

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