and then amsterdam

Stay tuned Texans.

I'll be right here, cos you know I'm in Texas, and I don't voluntarily take jobs that send me out of this great state.

Tough economic times pal....

them sons of Erick are hard asses.

and they sing when they talk too.

There is not very many unattractive ladies in this place at all. They are all pretty much the same as my "internet research" before this trip. cept they are all wearing parka's.
Its cold as a well diggers shovel, and it sucks that it gets light at about 8am and starts getting dark around 3:30 4:00pm.
Shit is damn effin expensive as hell though. Effin Dr Pepper cost me $4.00 ($27.95 Krona)
They also love Texas, and all that they believe it to be. Cowboys, Beef, and Mexican producing land of America.
If it has to do with burgers, Steaks, Baked potato, Fajitas, quesadilla's even margarita's ..they some how work in Texas.
I went to a place called Paris Texas Grill and the lady, hot... lady who tended to us was interested in my english accent. So I showed her my TXDL and she went ape shit. announcing to the (pub and grill type setting) that I was "Ah Texas".
She bought me a coors light and some tall viking looking feller bought me a beer called Hell something or other. 5.2 %, it was rough.
Also, swedish Cougars love the attention of a 30 year old American, check that any american..
I explained to these two coug's what a dirty sanchez was and one of them decided to try it out on the "Office Jester". (thats what they call a Chris Chris who thinks he's a Comedian.)
They now call this guy "deartee sunchaz".
Thats all for now, Headed to Hamsterdam tomorrow afternoon so grab a liverworst and hang on to your flat bread sammiches.

Have good and get give honkey texas americans.

Dutch women are tall.

Are some of them also high?

in amsterdam it's probably safe to say that 90% are high or about to be high. But I'm in Breda, where the high class Ritch bitches live. They enjoy drinks rather than smokes.

Have you introduced them to corn hole yet?

they'd never leave the warm cofines of the bar to play anyway.

Play it inside.

sounds like cle is being lazy.

You know they say marijuana makes you lazy,

You can't control what the cle do.

Brussels Belgium has a red light district.......

Unpacked your boxes yet?

I wallered out a "box". Oh! One in a row!

I don't get it.

I don't either