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 Post subject: Just went to the snoring center
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Had the Pillar Procedure done. I was in and out in 20 minutes. The nurse gave me some spray to deaden my gag reflex. I said they should give this out to women. I'm guessing it wasn't her first time to hear that joke cuz she didn't say anything.


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I really did just get back. I have the receipt to prove it.


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$3050. Insurance doesn't cover it.


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you couldve done anything with that 3k, and you got the pillar procedure? Why don't you just lose weight?

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 Post subject: Re: Just went to the snoring center
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Had the Pillar Procedure done. I was in and out in 20 minutes. The nurse gave me some spray to deaden my gag reflex. I said they should give this out to women. I'm guessing it wasn't her first time to hear that joke cuz she didn't say anything.
did you ask her, "get it" followed by a knowing wink


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I thoughts Mexicans were only eligible for the Pilar Procedure?


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 Post subject: Re: Just went to the snoring center
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While I could stand to shed a few pounds, that's not what's causing my sleep apnea. I've had this dating back to my Chris Chris workout days. I had a sleep study performed and it was concluded I had severe sleep apnea.


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are you waking up in the middle of the night freeaking out and gasping for air? you must be George Lopez rich

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Now I won't have to sleep so far out next to coyotes.


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I used to wake up thinking I was gonna die, because I couldnt breathe...but it was when I was REAL fat. There wasnt a single Dr. that could recommend to your insurance that you needed it or the Amigos would die? Are you like De La Hoya rich? I used to have a C-PAP machine, I looked like I was in a futuristic porno, with a face dildo

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I was reluctant to go to the sleep study cuz I already knew I had sleep apnea and I didn't feel like sleeping in some strange place without my creature comforts but I figured it might help my chances of getting my insurance to pony up the money since I could send them documentable evidence that a specialist said that I stopped breathing in my sleep. After the study he wanted me to come in again so I could wear the c-pap and see how much it assisted me with breathing but I had already made up my mind that even if it did, there was no way in hell I was going to wear that shit so I never went back. I would much rather pay the money to get it fixed than live with a c-pap machine. The local anesthesia has worn off and now it hurts like hell to swallow the smallest amount of water. He prescribed me some hydrocodone so all ain't too bad.

Is this the one you wore?

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they literally could make us all cum together


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Your welcome RR.

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Your welcome RR.

wtf did you do, again?


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Your welcome RR.

wtf did you do, again?


he almost died in his sleep. keep up.

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Your welcome RR.

wtf did you do, again?


he almost died in his sleep. keep up.

almost? damn.


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 Post subject: Re: Just went to the snoring center
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how did you sleep last night?


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how did you sleep last night?


It's hard to say as my throat was still killing me but the wif said I was much quieter and I didn't stop breathing as much. Thanks for asking amigo.


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I'm glad you aren't dead.


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does this procedure keep you from "snort-laughing" at jokes?

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Now I won't have to sleep so far out next to coyotes.


This made my face have hard laugh strong.

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Wife says last week I was at a 10, last night I was at a 5.

I told her I just got out of the water.

Sounds like the Pillar procedure is the way to go.


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She said I was down to a 2 last night. Just saying.


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So when you fall asleep watching college football at my house, it's not going to be as bad? Sweet.


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So when you fall asleep watching college football at my house, it's not going to be as bad? Sweet.

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So when you fall asleep watching college football at my house, it's not going to be as bad? Sweet.


Not sure what happens when Crown involved. Of course if I'm sleeping better at night then I might not be as drowsy come 9:00 anyway.

Let's watch A2M / Arkansas!


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Let's watch A2M / Arkansas!


We had to bail, because of the start time. Wife has plans around 8:00 and the kid needs to be in bed around then also, so we would have had to leave midway through the 1st quarter.


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 Post subject: Re: Just went to the snoring center
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That was my attempt at humor. Wasn't really planning on going.


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That was my attempt at humor. Wasn't really planning on going.

*puts tickets on ebay*

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That was my attempt at humor. Wasn't really planning on going.


I knew you were being funny. I didn't know y'all had cancelled too. We always diss them.


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I bet if he were to dance, with his mechanical arms it would resemble the robo-boogie.


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That was my attempt at humor. Wasn't really planning on going.


I knew you were being funny. I didn't know y'all had cancelled too. We always diss them.


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In all seriousness if the game time didn't change and the little one wasn't sick I would have gone. They really are good people.


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