Thai food, today.

chipotle. *fart*

from where?

have you ever been to thai soon on belt line and coit? good stuff. I like tom khai soup.

Spicy basil rice with beef, medium.
twist:
my shits will be dayglo shortly.

meatloaf sandwich

whoever invented chili cheese fritos deserves a nobel

and cheese munchies

and spicy nacho doritos

I recall a fine night in college, sitting on the balcony of meh apartment, trippin' balls, eating chili cheese fritos and drinking OJ, and watching trees dance with other in the distance. The fritos were an important part.

ever had those honey bbq twisty fritos? they're delectable.

We don't use words like 'delectable' on this forum.

go fuck your mother

Make me.

we don't use lame comebacks such as "make me" on this forum.

oh yeah?

I miss you.

i miss you too.

Wanna jackhammer each other?

lube up your fartbox. i'm in.

Don't be so gentle this time.

If i don't give you an anal fissure this time you can punch me on the mouth.

Deal.

you can also punch me in the mouth after i give you that anal fissure.

You sure know how to turn a fella on.

I learned it from bigboy.

That bitch never returns any calls.

give him a break. fry cooks can't afford cell phones.

Is that why he asks for cash after a tryst? I always thought it was for cab fare.

yeah because 'go fuck your mother' is on the cutting edge of wittiness

edit: and oh yeah, fucking faggots

well if it isn't high brow fruit.

And he wonders why membership levels are down.

I like lunch

Me too.

I didn't get to eat lunch. But I did bust open my first Stella at 4:30.

Rickshaw.