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 Post subject: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:21 am 
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i missed it....somey...go

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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:27 am 
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I didn't even know it was on until about 10 minutes in. I haven't seen it advertised. Anyway, a bunch of people came in the house and introduced themselves to each other and picked beds. One chick, who was 24 said she was 18 so people would think she's young and dumb. Whatever. The gay dude sniffed it out fast.

They got divided into 4 teams of 3 - popular, athletes, brains and offbeat. The deal is when one person from your group is HOH, you are safe from elimination. Not sure how long that will last. Anyway, they had a challenge where they had to hang from a toilet seat with some kind of sheet giving them a wedgie (no lie). The winner would not get HOH. Not HOH, you say? You see, there were 4 previous BB players who were trying to become the 13th member of the house and whomever won the challenge, the corresponding potential player would not only get to be the 13th player, they would get HOH. OMG! Brian - first voted off last season: brains. Jessica - the dumb bitch who fell in love with Eric, only to have Evil Dick boot her out: popular. Cowboy - the guy in season 5 who is halfway mentally disabled: offbeat. Jesse - the guy who intimidates us with his big muscles: athlete. He's added an inch to his biceps since we saw him last.

Anyway, some chick (the one who said she was 18) from the athletic team won. So your favorite guy Jesse is back in the house and the first HOH. The end.
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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:50 am 
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are you serious? I hate Jesse.

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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:57 am 
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He's better than Cowboy.
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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:18 am 
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Somey, can you recap for us all season so we don't have to actually watch it? Your post > the show.
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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:52 am 
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how the hell do you guys find the time to watch these crap shows? Between Mythbusters, Good Eats and Pitchmen, I don't have time for anything else.

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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:58 am 
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This is the only "crap show" I watch. Dexter and the Office are the only other shows I watch at all and both of them are on break right now. That's how I find time.
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Simple. We don't watch Mythbusters, Good Eats, and Pitchmen.
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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:22 am 
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or somesuch wrote:
He's better than Cowboy.


Him getting emotional when he found out that chick was his sister was one of the best unintentional comedy moments ever on the show.

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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 am 
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I see he didn't spend any runner-up money on fixing his teeth.
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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:18 pm 
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
how the hell do you guys find the time to watch these crap shows? Between Mythbusters, Good Eats and Pitchmen, I don't have time for anything else.



I made the time after i saw the chick with the big ass titties.

I am a simple man.
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