I bet he likes to put them in his mouth.

Most of us have awakened with someone that was less than a cover girl type. It happens to plenty of men. And most of us have sacked up with someone who turned out to be crazy. It happened to me once. Combining the two can be double dumbass deadly.

I'd be willing to bet that none of us have pulled a Steve Phillips, who is clearly the dumbass of the day. He had an affair with a young lady was not pretty plus she was crazy as hell.

Back at the baseball trading deadline he was recommending stupid trades that made absolutely no sense and I thought, "wow, this guy is a real dumbass. How was he ever a GM?" It turns out I was right.

Dumbass.

I'm gonna love watching this whole thing unfold. That chick is nuttier than one of Walt's turds.

The pic of her with the storm troopers is good for a giggle.

Today's dumbass is whoever made this virus that I have at work. I can't do anything.

So I'm left with this Mac that doesn't have any usable software on it.

Ooooooh look at me. I made a virus that keeps people from getting their work done. I'm so kewl.

No you aren't. You are a stupid dumbass. Dumbass.

Wait, I thought Macs didn't get viruses?

I think the PC got the virus, so he's stuck using the mac, which doesn't have the software he needs.

you're right. obviously i can't read very well.

What if it's Hoob that has a virus that he picked up at work and they only have Macs to work on that have no usable software.

Ok, first I frowned when I read that, then I laughed.

I'm glad I was able to turn that frown upside down!

So Hoob is calling God a dumbass since God is responsible for all life?

Hi cap.

Hey, sweet greggo

wth.

Today's dumbass is whoever at the Ticket played a Race Week from LAST YEAR instead of the one that Dick Hicks had prepared for this weekend. Hope Westway Ford and whoever else sponsored it didn't mind.

I guess a secondary dumbass would be me for listening to some of it anyway.

Hoob.

How did you notice? Was he interviewing Earnhardt or something?

Dick Hicks answered my e-mail Sunday afternoon and said that the messup was his fault.

seat sniffer.

Quack.

omg! THE dick hicks of the ticket?

If you find a way to work politics into a comment section or message board that doesn't have anything to do with politics, you are a dumbass.

We've all seen it. Take any story and it turns into crap about Obama's America. Before that it was pointless talk about Dubya that had nothing to do with it.

Shut up, you dumbasses.

But W was evil.

Welcome to Obama's America, where anyone can log in anonymously to a forum and subject readers to mindless politico babble. This is what you get people! Are you happy now? 3 more years of this! Wait till Nov '12 when the GOP takes back the senate!

You know, if you are driving about 70 on LBJ at 1:00 am and you come upon a city of DALLAS cop car, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. Otherwise, you'll get pulled over and if you've been drinking, you'll get carted off to Lew Sterrett, you stupid dumbass.

Saw it happen tonight, and the poor dumbass made an extra dumbass move by driving 2 miles down the road before pulling over.

Dumbass.

Maybe he just wanted to finish his beer

I'd bet a few bucks you did that before.

True story: A sixteen year old Ich ran out of gas in his Dad's 1974 Mercury Montego station wagon after a night of drankin' multiple Miller High Lifes (it was the sweetest beer on the market at the time). I was walking up the road about 200 yards past my car when a Knox County Sheriff's patrol car stopped and gave me a lift to the gas station. He then waited while I borrowed a 5 gallon can from the station attendant and drove me back to my car and wished me well.... The times were quite different back then.

Probably good thing you are not a black man.

How can it not be Gilbert Arenas? Pull a gun on a teammate? Over a gambling debt? Now THAT is keepin' it real.

Today in a Wal-mart parking lot I saw two stupid things that were mated together: the dead Dale Earnhardt series and the fake Calvin series.

It was Calvin kneeling and praying next to the number 3.

It was captioned "God speed" and had something else with it. However, my ability to read was immediately shut off by the stupidity of it all and I couldn't make out whatever else was on there.

Morons.

Social experiment: Park a pickup in a Super Walmart parking lot. On it's rear window put the fake calvin pissing on dead dale's number 3 and see how long it takes for someone to put a brick through it.

I'd put the over/under at 22 1/2 minutes.

put a KKK sign on it and test that theory

The stupid, it burns.

If you posted a stupid comment on the Dallas Morning News story about Jay Novacek's wife, you might be a dumbass. The paper finally had to shut down comments because the dumbassery quickly got out of hand.

If you got into the Christian vs. other argument, you are a dumbass. If you stated that someone was having an affair in their relationship, you are a dumbass. Even if it's true, you are still a dumbass, dumbass.

Damn, people. Act right for a change.

Hoob.

Good thing we're not part of the DMN family...

It's been widely rumored for years that novacek is a womanizing doucher of the highest order. While it's a sad day for the kiddos I can't really muster any sympathy for the dude himself.

I hope you get raped, hoob!

oh, crap. I'm completely doing what you just asked us not to do.
I'm sorry.

*rapes Gam instead*

I agree. A friend had a bad encounter with him about a year after his retirement.

*wonders how many people have said that about me*
*moves onto other subject*

I don't usually rail on spelling because, face it, our society can't spell. But here's something that groups people into the dumbass category:

Those who criticize Michael Irvin but can't get his name right. Dumbasses.

I used to hear it all the time when he played and morons would call into Norm's show or the Hard Line to rail on him. They'd call him Michael Irving. Morons.

Yesterday I saw it on the Morning News comments, and thought, 'every person who calls him Irving also makes a dumbass point.'

Dumbasses.