take it away, Cap.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."*

the conservative platform = analingus?

A lot of questions just got answered.

Just put some ribs in the smoker. Let you know tomorrow how it goes.

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so
I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight
beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down
several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of
quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks"
behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer."

If u really want to be mad at rich people, watch the travel channel.

Fake.

I bet the comments at the bottom of that article are long on reason and short on emotion and hyperbole.