I was thinking of the Richardson location but if another location would increase attendence levels, I'm all for switching.

I'm not Fruitdog, but I've been to a Liberty Burger. It's fine.

Would you like to go to one again?

I may re-visit LB at some point.

So who's in today? And which one?

If there is one in LE or north Frisco I"m in

Is that because you still can't get into your truck?

i found a way to get it started. What a POS alarm system.

Does it have to be at one of those locations or are you in for dunch if a LB exists in one of those locations?

Still in

I can't wait to get my mouth around all that meat.

I'm gonna mouth fuck the shit outta mine.

Wait til you see their steakhouse style o-rings

Shit, if it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

It appears we will be joined by the one and only Terd Ferguson.

I'm out then.

yea, screw that. He'll be trying to sell us dell crap the whole time.

I can't make it today.

I'll be at Wilhoite's in Grapevine getting stupid fatter.

Successful Tier 3 dunch. It was good to see dierowdydie.

Good strong sardine/anchovy talk.

Textbook abrupt and awkward goodbye.

Grapevine is having a festival so we hit the eject button on Willhoit's and went to Pappadeaux's. It was okay. They charge too much but the company bought so I didn't give a fuck.

Hit the Central Market deli on Saturday, love their stuff. Their chicken salad sucked balls. Not sure why, but it tasted like total ass.

For what it's worth, mayonnaise saved it.

Mayo isn't the hero we want, but it's the hero we need.

I was going to take some out of towners I was working a convention with to Pecan Lodge for lunch the other day but the wait was too long. We ended up at Uncle Uber's Sammich Shop right behind it on Commerce. This place kicked all kinds of ass. I had the shaved rib eye sammich paired with hand cut fries with a habanero ranch dipping sauce.

Wow, it's actually called Sammich Shop. But points deducted for being in Deep Ellum.

I had my first ever black and white cookie today. It was very delicious. Half of the icing was white, the other half was black. It was from Eatzis. It reminded me of that Seinfeld episode. I did not realize the cookie part was more cake like than cookie.

Lunched at Dimassi's in Richardson today. Haven't been there in a few years. It's really nice on the inside now. Food was good but it's sitting in meh belly like a brick right now. Tomorrow's shit should be fun.

I had a sloppy Joe sandwich.

Twist: lentils were the meat.

You ain't pooped til you've had a lentil poop. I'm talkin mound o feces sticking up out of the water poop. It's a Captain favorite food.

Chipotle

Another Captain friendly choice. I got a bowl. I was burned out and did not like chipotle for a while, but I am back on board with them. They definitely have the best guacamole. Do you ever say "guac" when ordering? I always say the whole word. I also got an ice tea that has been transferred to my Yeti. That's right, I have a Yeti cup.

Twist: Please note, due to supply constraints, they do not have their responsibly raised pork, so carnitas are off the menu.

I never turned on Chipotle, but it's still behind Freebirds and Qdoba.

Do you pronounce the "g" in guacamole? Or do you pronounce it like a "w"?

I recently picked up a case of these at Costco and I keep a pack in my desk for snacking purposes. Holy shit are they good. They taste like Rice Krispie treats made with Honey Combs cereal. And they have almost no nutritional value.

If alone I always go with "g", but with the wife I enjoy an exaggerated "w" and guttural, lugi-like "wok".

On a whim I drove thru the In-N-Out on MacArthur in Irving. I had it once a couple of years ago and left unimpressed and felt that maybe they deserve another chance. Holy crap was I wrong.

First off, I get in line at the drive thru and instead of yelling into the intercom there's a lady there standing in front of the menu taking orders. What's the purpose of this? Is the intercom broken? Is this just to make the line experience more friendly? It doesn't speed anything up, we're still sitting in line. She wasn't even hot. wtf. So anyway I don't want a huge meal so I tell the girl I just want a cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake. "Do you want onions on your burger?"

... w. t. f.

Do I want onions on my burger? You mean it doesn't already have onions? Am I adding them or subtracting them? Why is this even a question? If I don't want onion I'll say "hold the onion", because every goddam burger in AFUCKINGMERICA should come with onion! She never asked if I wanted lettuce. Or tomato. Or that shit salad dressing. But she asked about onion. What the hell, man.

So I finally get through the line and get my food. I peak in the bag to see the goodies. Now I just got a single because I didn't want eat too much for lunch, but when I look in the bag I don't see a regular cheeseburger. I see something that would be found on the dollar menu at any other hamburger shop. AND they put the shitty dressing on it. I thought they only put that on when you ordered "animal style". Whatever.

Long story short the burger was really kinda crappy. I had to add some pepper just to get a little flavor out of it. The dressing didn't help but that wasn't the main reason it was bad. The veggies were tepid, the meat was practically non existant, the buns were cold. The fries were bad, too. How do you fuck up fries? Somehow they figure out a way. The shake was okay I guess.

fag

Your tone suggests that the business plan and product of In & Out Burger is "wrong." "Wrong" in this case is subjective. In & Out Burger's drive thru ordering system isn't wrong, it's just how it is. Furthermore, special sauces may seem icky to you and me but to many it's delicious how they've always garnished hamburger sandwiches. Palettes are complicated, Craig, and they're not all wired the same. Some folks ixnay onion, love tomato but not pickles, or add an extra slice of cheese, etc. And some folks are wired like fat people but have the body of an ectomorph and vice versa.

People that like InO are fags.

His onion tirade was a little ridiculous. Just say "yes I want onions".

That's all I said. I'm very non-confrontational that way.

I like their burgers just fine but agree on the fries, they are worthless. I find getting the bun toasted helps.