Texas forgive me but..... Logans Roadhouse > Texas Roadhouse.

No question

I prefer Logan's but Texas Roadhouse is closer.

Logan's has good bread.

Texas Roadhouse is actually based out of Louisville, KY.

We normally end up at TX RH as its real close. Fuck were a bunch of lazy shits.

A kickass time was had. Wait a minute. I'm mixed up.

Work has been fucked up in so many ways. Today was one of the best days I've had in years. A couple of weeks ago I was ready to strafe the place with bullets soaked in piss.

Political season is here and I hate it. Voted on Saturday in the city elections, had to use my driver's license because my voter card hadn't arrived. It arrived Monday. Stupid dumbasses. It's funny, I hate politics but I never miss an election. Maybe it's an old person thing. What am I saying. Of course it is.

I've finally come to the conclusion that both sides are dumbasses. The left is. The right is. Fuck both. *Goes and gets beer.*

I am so damn damn close to fulfilling my New Year's resolutions, and I'm talking about the bad ones. The really bad ones.

Hoob.

Oh hell yes.

Closer.

It won't be long now.

Ooooooooooooh, lick me, lick me, lick me, lick me, lick me.

About 20 years ago my life was pretty much squared away. Had a job. A wife. Had a chance to have kids. Loved it. Today? It's not squared away at all. Wheels are flying everywhere. Things are horrible. I am a walking Jerry Springer show. The way I live, I need to be living in a doublewide with no underpinning. *Takes a piss in the back yard, then goes and gets beer*

For most teachers, summer vacation is 2 weeks away. In my mind, it has already started. It's going to be the most kickass summer ever.

In my circle of friends who are over 50, three of them had affairs after being AARP-eligible. I laughed at them openly for fucking up their lives.

I shouldn't have done that.

Life is funny. Bees make honey.

I wonder what I'm going to say to the Old Bitch tomorrow morning when I see her. Her: So, how was your evening? Me: My date was great. We made out like teenagers. I had a boner the entire time. She even has a personality, too, something that I forgot that women had.

No, I don't think that can be brought up.

I could have made a thread called "Watch Hoob Fail at Adultery" but that would be dumb. So forget it.

As a typical horny teenager I never gave a thought to what nookie would be like in my AARP years. Actually, it's turned out to be ok as long as I don't fall asleep before the end. I wonder what it's going to be like 30 years from now. I have an idea: I'm going to film it and post a link to it just to gross all of you out. A kickass time will be had.

Hoob.

The Summer of Hoob is off to a rollicking start. Bike riding. Women. No work. It's enough to make me want to go run around in the front yard with no clothes on. Fortunately, it's raining right now so no Hoob nudity. The neighbors must be happy about this.

When my friends were messing around with various women, they were being criticized by others but not me. My response was that I should never say never about me doing that sort of thing. You never know what position you'll be in in the future. Seven years later I turned out to be right. For grins, I am going to get the wheels rolling on getting the blue pills. I don't really have a need for them, but it would be funny to say that I did.

What music plays in the background of rest home porn? I have this neighbor who might be interested. I can just picture it. I mean, I can just picture her.

Hoob.

This is going to be the greatest Summer ever on the forum.

Tonight I looked over at her sleeping sweetly and thought about how lucky I am that we ended up in this situation.

Then I heard Doc Morgan's voice saying, "No matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere is sick of her crap." I wonder what her story is.

Just take my word for it. Things have been ratcheted up to about 11 in my life. I can't go into details.

I wonder how long I'll live.

Way to stretch out those wrinkles, old man!

Oh, I think you can.

[voice=George Costanza] Not in the mood? I have no job, no girlfriend and no life. You invite me to lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine and then tell my you're not in the mood for details. Listen Mr., you get in the mood!!![voice]

I have poison ivy on my leg. It happens every damn summer from a bike ride gone bad. Fuck poison ivy.

Or not. Can you imagine the problem you'd have if you had poison ivy on your wiener? Ewwww.

Today I thought about Gordo and Junior talking about how people had to trick up their sex and how they couldn't handle it. Sadly, they are right.

Dammit Rangers, this isn't funny. You can't beat anyone. You can't even beat your own meat. Oops. Somehow I've gone back to sex again.

Yesterday morning while walking my dog I witnessed cat rape. However, it wasn't the usually screaming type of thing that we usually associate with it. A cat was lying on the sidewalk and another cat had mounted it, pumping it like a dog. When we passed back by, the male cat had rolled over and fallen asleep.

I didn't know that about cats. Interesting. I have witnessed violence within the duck community but I couldn't say whether or not it was a sex crime cause I don't know what their sex parts look like.

Obviously some cat has been peeking into my bedroom window!

Nookie, nookie, nookie.

A kickass time was had.

details, old man.

Just guessing, but he probably put his penis into her vagina and thrusted it until white cream came shooting out.

TMI

Still mounted and enduring her vaginal squeezes he tries to gently cradle his rapidly deflating member from her netherlands in an undulating fashion, turning his head to the side away from her loving nuzzles, figuring out the best exit strategy for removing the distracting bag of Sun Chips from beneath his buttocks and getting a towel to place between her legs for which to soak up the oozing stickiness.

I like your version better than someys. :/

Not enough wrinkled old man ass for me.

I'd like to think Hoob still has fairly taut buttocks, what with all the exercise and all.

Let me go back and change 'wrinkled' to 'hairy'.

I keep envisioning lemon party.

20 years of internetting will do that to you.