Tit Whistle tells you what music to listen to

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:07 pm

Trained Goucho wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

My 1st poop of the day is often a massive soft serve ant hill type mound. On really impressive mornings it will even protrude from the toilet water. This type isn't represented on the chart but all in all it's a pretty well rounded representation.

That sounds beautiful, yet disturbing. And how do you have more than one poop per day? I'm once per day, mid-morning, like clockwork. Only a bad meal earns me another at-bat.

I usually average 3-4 per day all before 8AM.
They are type 5 and 6. Rarely terd form.

I'm gonna buy stock in Scott.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

My 1st poop of the day is often a massive soft serve ant hill type mound. On really impressive mornings it will even protrude from the toilet water. This type isn't represented on the chart but all in all it's a pretty well rounded representation.

That sounds beautiful, yet disturbing. And how do you have more than one poop per day? I'm once per day, mid-morning, like clockwork. Only a bad meal earns me another at-bat.

I usually average 3-4 per day all before 8AM.
They are type 5 and 6. Rarely terd form.

I'm gonna buy stock in Scott.

the nazi or not the nazi?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

I know everyone hates Kanye West, but I've always thought his music was pretty good. Pretty good, mind you. Not great, just pretty good. That said, his new one has gotten the fuck under my skin. Dunno what it is, but I can't stop listening to this album. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy...check it out.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:52 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

I know everyone hates Kanye West,.

He's a friggin moron. I don't discount the guy has an artistic talent but there are times when a your off stage antics over shadow your natural abilities to the point no one gives a shit. See Amy Winehouse.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:22 pm

TerdFerguson wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I know everyone hates Kanye West,.

He's a friggin moron. I don't discount the guy has an artistic talent but there are times when a your off stage antics over shadow your natural abilities to the point no one gives a shit. See Terrell Owens.

agree

or somesuch · **Posted:** Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:50 pm

His off stage stuff doesn't bother me, I just don't think he's that great.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

TerdFerguson wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I know everyone hates Kanye West,.

He's a friggin moron. I don't discount the guy has an artistic talent but there are times when a your off stage antics over shadow your natural abilities to the point no one gives a shit. See Amy Winehouse.

His music is meh. I think his work as an expose' reporter is better. Afterall he was the first to identify George Bush as the racist he is!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

You fuckers need to re-read the title of the thread and knock off this personal opinion shit.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

Tit Whistle wrote:

You fuckers need to re-read the title of the thread and knock off this personal opinion shit.

So, those Drive By Truckers are pretty good.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

I give Tearms of Endearment two stars.

Hurricane Katrina · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:19 pm **Posts:** 144

Guy Who Laughs at Mallard just sent me a text and asked me to post this on his behalf:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Wilco's coming to town, May 7th. And by "town" I mean Denton @ the UNT Auditorium. I know Fruitdog will be there. The rest of you should be too.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

Wilco's coming to town, May 7th. And by "town" I mean Denton @ the UNT Auditorium. I know Fruitdog will be there. The rest of you should be too.

Are you going to see the Avett Bros on April 16th?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

fruitdog wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Wilco's coming to town, May 7th. And by "town" I mean Denton @ the UNT Auditorium. I know Fruitdog will be there. The rest of you should be too.

Are you going to see the Avett Bros on April 16th?

I didn't know they were coming to town. That could be interesting.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

They're playing at the paladium. I think tickets are like $45 or something. I'm not real sure.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Y'all are doing some good strong posting today.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

$45 after the extra fees. I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week. Concerts = espensive.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

$45 after the extra fees. I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week. Concerts = espensive.

Still I'm kinda interested.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Stu wrote:

Y'all are doing some good strong posting today.

Don't you have some obscure brass instrument that resembles a tuba to fellate?

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

fruitdog wrote:

Stu wrote:

Y'all are doing some good strong posting today.

Don't you have some obscure brass instrument that resembles a tuba to fellate?

Fuck you, asschin!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

fruitdog wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

$45 after the extra fees. I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week. Concerts = espensive.

Still I'm kinda interested.

My boss caught them at some hippie festival and said they were awesome. I'll go if NFiMB goes.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Diello wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

Stu wrote:

Y'all are doing some good strong posting today.

Don't you have some obscure brass instrument that resembles a tuba to fellate?

Fuck you, asschin!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Stu's workin' blue!

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:36 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu's workin' blue!

So he's red, hot and blue?

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7488

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:49 pm

It's a good thing you don't post much. I don't know if the forum could handle your funny 24/7.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7488

Wow, someone's sensitive.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

I giggled at the return of cow-in-sidecar.

cap · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:35 pm

you are easily amused.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:03 pm

Sorreh, I'm a little touchy today. Work sucks and my fucking computer isn't cooperating.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7488

Hug? Reacharound?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:26 pm

Fuck that, let's dock.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

holy shit, Ween's in town tonight in LA!

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7488

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

holy shit, Ween's in town tonight in LA!

If you're not at that show, you're gay.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Ok seriously, is Petty Theft playing this fucking thing? Because I might not go if so.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:27 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Ok seriously, is Petty Theft playing this fucking thing? Because I might not go if so.

They won't be in the same room. I think the King Bucks are playing too, btw.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Ok seriously, is Petty Theft playing this fucking thing? Because I might not go if so.

They won't be in the same room. I think the King Bucks are playing too, btw.

So the Lips will be in the room with a couple thousand people and Petty Theft will be in the room with about 20? Gotcha. And WTF is the King Bucks?

cap · **Posted:** Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:09 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Ok seriously, is Petty Theft playing this fucking thing? Because I might not go if so.

They won't be in the same room. I think the King Bucks are playing too, btw.

So the Lips will be in the room with a couple thousand people and Petty Theft will be in the room with about 20? Gotcha. And WTF is the King Bucks?

King Bucks is a country band...wait ...what day is it? I think today they are a prog rock band.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Ok seriously, is Petty Theft playing this fucking thing? Because I might not go if so.

They won't be in the same room. I think the King Bucks are playing too, btw.

So the Lips will be in the room with a couple thousand people and Petty Theft will be in the room with about 20? Gotcha. And WTF is the King Bucks?

King Bucks is a country band...wait ...what day is it? I think today they are a prog rock band.

Oh, I get what you're saying. It's Danny Balis's new band.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:32 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I paid $55 for the Flaming Lips next week.

You're really just going to see Petty Theft, right?

Ok seriously, is Petty Theft playing this fucking thing? Because I might not go if so.

They won't be in the same room. I think the King Bucks are playing too, btw.

So the Lips will be in the room with a couple thousand people and Petty Theft will be in the room with about 20? Gotcha. And WTF is the King Bucks?

From what I hear they won't be playing at the same time, so when the Flaming Lips start you will have a room full of people that like music because it is music and a bunch of drunk P1s in a state of hoobie goobie after seeing their idols on stage. Most likely a few will hold lighters high in the air demanding the Lips play "Sweet Hardline!!!!" while the music folk will be tripping on the latest batch of shrooms screaming "play Do You Realize!!!!"

At the end of the night they'll take turns puking on each others Chuck Taylors and pass out in a puddle of their own piss.

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