I'm not worried. There should be plenty of non-swimming darkies to use as flotation devices.

You're not as much of a meanie pants as he can be.

How soon before we see "I survived the Great Quake of '08" t-shirts? Someone's gonna make a lot of money off of this.

You're a graphics designer, aren't you?

That's a nice effort, but I don't think that's going to keep him away from the forum for very long.

Story on CNN's "Magic Wall"

Expect to see a lot of John King and their $100k toy tonight on CNN.

Man, I wish I had one of these at the house.

Eh. Give me Russert and the white board.

give me zombie russert and a headstone

Couples can't afford to get divorced?
Bull fuck, I'd become Walt von Bulow if I had to. Shiiiiit.

A-fucking-men, my brother.

Uh oh.

speaking of couples.

it was several years before I finally ponied up the dough for my divorce, and only then because I was buying a house. Shit's expensive, man.

It's a whole lot cheaper to have the bitch killed. Just sayin'.

Or make it a do-it-yourself project.

El presidente recommends legalizing pot

I always liked that guy.

James Harrison tells White House to fuck off

if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don't win the Super Bowl," Harrison said. "As far as I'm concerned, [Obama] would've invited Arizona if they had won."

Well, duh.

This guy should be in the Guinness Book of World Records for making the most people have question marks above their heads at once.

Or somesuch.

block in the back

!!!

Neat and all but I bet there will also be technology out there to block its ability to get information off of you if you want to remain private.

It's a proof of concept. All of that will go away in development.

Most likely you'll have a public profile where you will choose what information you want accessible, if any.

Mine will only say "Hung like a bull." Oh, and "I like baseball."

don't forget "not my true hair color".

You update your thread or what?

WTF?

http://news.aol.com/article/woman-alleg ... air/630813

You're right Ted, this thread has been ignored long enough.

Obama slams 'outrageous myths' about health care

Highlights:

Illegal immigrants will NOT have access to health care under new plan
Funding abortions will NOT be mandatory
There will NOT be a "Death Panel" (This part of the bill was amended by a Republican, btw)
The plan will NOT destroy the private insurance system, but will create more competition (how can this point be argued against?)

Talibany cuts off fingers of Afghan voters

You know, if there was a god, and I'm not saying there isn't, but if there was one, I can't imagine he/she/whateveritis would allow shit like this to go on "in his name." Seriously, wtf people.

I think the Easter Lesbian is responsible for everything wrong in the world.

2nd degree murder and 6 other crimes cheaper than pirating music.

ya, it's illegal n shit, but almost $2 million for downloading a few songs? Cmon.

MJ had lethal levels of propofol in his body when he died

Looks like ol doc sambo gots sum splainin' to do.

this post would be deleted over there ------------------->

That's why things are better over here. Not that you'll ever convince vbear that's true.

that makes that doctor a real, dyed in the wool nigg*rknifer.

good thing i just pirate software

that's wrong!! you shouldn't do that!! how dare you!!

I'm taking advantage of my first amendment right to be a hypocrite.

We read about Old Doc Sambo in the first grade before that book was banned.