Tit Whistle tells you what music to listen to

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

DOA

I remember as a grade school Ich when this song released in 1971. It ooged me the hell out! Turns out the band, Bloodrock, was out of Ft. Worth.

The song is a first person account of a someone dying after having a car wreck.

Note: The lyrics say "flying along," but are actually "flying low" which meant speeding in your car.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

Timothy

Okay, 1971 was a seriously fucked up year for music as it was the same year that The Buoys released their one hit wonder, Timothy.

The song is about three trapped miners that, when rescued, turn out to be two miners with full bellies because they ate the third one!

I'm beginning to understand why I turned out the way I am....

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

I got smoten by WeirdHarold for making a joke about Dream Theater's latest album, "Endless Sacrifice".
My point was, that's what a listener would be making to listen.
He didn't approve.

Dear Tit,
my question is, was that the best joke to make, or can you think of a better one?

Signed,

Just hating everything Walt

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:58 am

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

When did rr go gay? Did I miss a memo?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Just a friendly reminder that Ween is in town on Friday at the House of Blues. Meat Puppets are opening. See ya there!

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:47 pm

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Walt-1
weirdharold2112- :meltdown:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Trained Goucho wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Walt-1
weirdharold2112- :meltdown:

*loads up snark gun*
*heads over to check out the carnage*

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Cap is a big player over there.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:08 pm

between giml and the iphone cap has gone full on kissing-guys-on-the-mouth gay.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Kissing guys on the mouth is gay? Er, um...I mean, yeah what a fag!

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:22 pm

I heard it was real easy. :notsure:

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Walt-1
weirdharold2112- :meltdown:

*loads up snark gun*
*heads over to check out the carnage*

Snark gun. *snicker* oh, and :curtsy:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Walt-1
weirdharold2112- :meltdown:

*loads up snark gun*
*heads over to check out the carnage*

Snark gun. *snicker* oh, and :curtsy:

I just realized my sig over there is "I blame Chantix."

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

holy shit. How are you even able to login???

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:25 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Walt-1
weirdharold2112- :meltdown:

*loads up snark gun*
*heads over to check out the carnage*

Snark gun. *snicker* oh, and :curtsy:

I just realized my sig over there is "I blame Chantix."

How DARE you make fun of someone so crucial to the trend setting Dallas music scene!!! The nation will scorn your mockery of this nationally known artist!!! :mad:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

That joke is fine, just do it while cramming his wuss ass back into his locker. I may have to go back over there and just do drive-by posts in his music thread.

I started a thread titled "music thread to insult bands others like" right after he smoted me.

I bet there was much crying on shoulders in mod chat.

probably. fuck his sissy ass.

Walt-1
weirdharold2112- :meltdown:

*loads up snark gun*
*heads over to check out the carnage*

Snark gun. *snicker* oh, and :curtsy:

I just realized my sig over there is "I blame Chantix."

How DARE you make fun of someone so crucial to the trend setting Dallas music scene!!! The nation will scorn your mockery of this nationally known artist!!! :mad:

Jizzy Pearl did more for our local scene.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

I see one of my posts over there got deleted. For the record, all I did in the post was say hi to Mike Hunt.

Fuck.that.place. Anyone who posts there is queer.

Current queers: Walt, vbear, cap, trained goucho

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:00 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Fuck.that.place. Anyone who posts there is queer.

Current queers: Walt, vbear, cap, trained goucho

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:20 pm

I bet they all Facebook as well.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

I see one of my posts over there got deleted. For the record, all I did in the post was say hi to Mike Hunt.

Fuck.that.place. Anyone who posts there is queer.

Current queers: Walt, vbear, cap, trained goucho

you sonofabitch.
If you pansies would post more here, I'd post here only.
I check this place about every three hours or so, if not more often, and you bitches are out fingerbanging that chick the dude mentions in that Kubrick movie.
So, there. Suckle me.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

TerdFerguson wrote:

I bet they all Facebook as well.

I facial your mom, yeh.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I see one of my posts over there got deleted. For the record, all I did in the post was say hi to Mike Hunt.

Fuck.that.place. Anyone who posts there is queer.

Current queers: Walt, vbear, cap, trained goucho

you sonofabitch.
If you pansies would post more here, I'd post here only.
I check this place about every three hours or so, if not more often, and you bitches are out fingerbanging that chick the dude mentions in that Kubrick movie.
So, there. Suckle me.

fingerbanging chicks > posting

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:30 am

$5 albums on sale at amazon

http://www.amazon.com/gp/b/ref=pe_64170 ... 2384464011

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

There's a lot of good stuff on there for cheap, ya know, if you're still interested in paying for things.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:13 am

Dear Tit,

Am I supposed to like Regina Spektor? I see her everywhere like so much Just Beiber. Every time I hear her sing I want to stab a kitten. I'll hang up and listen.

Thanks,

Confused in the Cliff

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Dear Confused,

I like her, but she's an acquired taste. Sometimes her songs are kinda embarrassing to listen to. I'm not aware of a hype machine behind her that's pushing her Bieber-style, but I'd imagine it's pretty easy to avoid her if you want to, at least for the kittens's sake.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Dear Phallused,

It's not the words you need to worry about, it's the thoughts that accompany them. And if you're humming Louie Louie while touching your wee-wee, you are indeed a naughty, naughty boy.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

You're in the clear there. Whistlin' = good wholesome entertainment

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:43 pm

I got no problem with a whistler if I know them but I think total strangers have a lotta nerve whistlin around people they don't know. A lotta nerve.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Congrats on post #150, TG.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:56 pm

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

Dear Phallused,

It's not the words you need to worry about, it's the thoughts that accompany them. And if you're humming Louie Louie while touching your wee-wee, you are indeed a naughty, naughty boy.

what if I'm humming "Louie Louie" while giving Mallard a hummer?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Ween rocked several cocks last night, and many vaginas too. Got there early enough to get a decent spot about three deep up front behind some SMU trustfunders. They were dicks at first but good at throwing elbows around to keep the drunks away. And there were lots of drunks there. That thing about Dallas audiences being a bunch of statues didn't apply last night. Those fuckers were ready to rock and Ween brought it. The Meat Puppets were good too. Those guys look old. There's some hard livin' there.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

Ween rocked several cocks last night, and many vaginas too. Got there early enough to get a decent spot about three deep up front behind some SMU trustfunders. They were dicks at first but good at throwing elbows around to keep the drunks away. And there were lots of drunks there. That thing about Dallas audiences being a bunch of statues didn't apply last night. Those fuckers were ready to rock and Ween brought it. The Meat Puppets were good too. Those guys look old. There's some hard livin' there.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Dumbass.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

I fucking suck. That would have been a show :rockon:

would have loved.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15287

Shit, we could've used his ass up front to beat back the moshers.

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