well, fair enough. I got it outta my system.

ya stupid pollock.

how come you always use the term 'white boy'? It offends. Really hurts.

I prefer "caucasian-american", myself.

3 new york cops found innocent for putting 50 bullets into a car with unarmed passengers.

One black man was killed. People are upset, but it looks like they're handling it better than los angeles.

Hopefully they won't just loot their own damned neighborhood. Go find Giuliani and ask him what time it is am.

It's a whore-off!

Not to be outdone by superwhore pam anderson, carmen electra has gotten engaged to rob patterson. word is heather locklear will throw her name back in the ring later this year when she announces her engagement to ace frehley.

from the "holy shit, i thought she died sometime in the 70's" files:

Shirley temple breaks an arm

Don't do it, Carmen. You know we were meant to be together.

For the love of Pete, someone find Gammil a job!!!

Hillary Clinton takes a swing at sports metaphors
Sen. Clinton wielded some sports metaphors–and a bat–at a campaign event in Indiana Saturday.

(CNN) – When it comes to presidential politics, the bulk of the sports metaphors come from boxing – one candidate jabs the other, another is against the ropes. Watching an ad for an upcoming presidential debate can leave the viewer wondering whether it’s going to be on pay-per-view.

Over a year into the election cycle, the expressions are stale and Hillary Clinton must have gotten the memo because in recent weeks she has ventured beyond the ring and onto the field.

“I will be the best quarterback I can be for our country,” Clinton told guests at an April Democratic dinner in Pittsburgh where she received a Steelers’ jersey and a Terrible Towel. “We’re going to start calling some good plays. We’re going to go on offense as well as playing defense.”

Barack Obama may be the real athlete in the race, but standing on a platform over the South Bend Silverhawks’ home plate at a rally Saturday, Clinton couldn’t resist becoming a two-sport candidate.

“We’re going to hit some of those balls out of this stadium and out of our country stadium,” she announced, wielding a bat. “We’re going to round the bases, we’re going to score a lot of runs and we’re going to feel really good about the home team, namely the American team, the team we’re all a part of!”

The Terrible Towel is clearly part the team - “I will wave it as we go across that goal line for a better America in January 2009,” Clinton told the diners in Pittsburgh.

From: CNN Political Producer Alexander Marquardt

she's a cunt

What's her Wunderlich score?

holy crap, father sires 7 children with own daughter

oh, and he held her prisoner and raped her in a cellar for 24 years. If he's convicted he gets 15 years max. Something is wrong with that picture.

I thought Vincent Price was dead.

a good example of not knowing when to just let it go

The contractor the Louisiana hired to estimate home repairs from the Katrina disaster is asking for money back. Seems they over estimated by a few million.

A lot of overestimating and underestimating happened when Katrina first hit. In the beginning, money just needed to be handed out. You can't come back now and ask for anything back, I'm sorry, it's time to move on.

I thought he looked like a skinny version of Rip Torn.

ring around the sun (sundog)

neat!

on one hand i can see where lobbing babies off of a 50ft tower is incredulous...

on the other hand, the dude is super accurate and I bet the mavs could pick him up on the cheap.

Ok, that is no what civilized people do. I don't give a shit how 'white man's burden' that sounds, you do not throw kids.

what the hell is wrong with people?

how are there so many fucking people in that country if they are doing crazy shit like that with their babies?

This can only lead to cat juggling.

lots upon lots of hindu fuckin'.

I bet hindu fuckin' smells like mustard.

and looks like an epileptic octopus.

So it's okay to work in surrounded by coal dust all day and get black lung, but it's not okay to look at boobs? goddam christians.

It's still too early in the morning for Gam-logic.

no no, that's failed humor. there's a slight difference.

Oh ok. Well, it's still too early.
*chops another line*

Go Oregon!!!

that is hilarious. But as a the forum liberal, this just indicates how poorly the Bush Administration has done in regards to their economic policy. People are in desperation mode.

Is this where the term "bouncing baby boy" comes from?

Took a whole day to come up with that, did it?

didn't see it until now.

Chrysler caps gas prices

really! you get a card linked to your account that allows you to purchase gas at $2.99 a gallon max for the length of your 3 year lease. neat!

r. kelly trial will begin soon

it's been six fucking years, i guess when you're rich you can put shit off until it's convenient. of course, kelly's had time to pay off the little tart now, so the chick says it's not her in the video.

When's the trial for unleashing Trapped in a Closet on the world?

al sharpton arrested in nyc

too bad he didn't get arrested in philadelphia

Get those goddamn mexicans out of our state! They are killing our economy!
http://www.bizjournals.com/dallas/stori ... st=b_ln_hl

Fucking NAFTA!