Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine punishment for “dividing God's land.”

This just makes me glad that all the indigenous Indian tribes in this country didn't have an organized religion, otherwise, we'd all be fucked for dividing their "God's land."

It also goes to show that a diet of bagels, lox, babba gunush and hummus may not exactly be stroke-friendly.

A & B

Christians need to turn on that idiot.

He's a good republican.

you care to explain?

Wrong.

Codies' right, cuz there's no such thing as a 'good republican'.

Whoa! Burn on Cods!

Codie's

I grew up with a dude named Codie to whom I was speaking as well.

Yes, we are all aware of that. However, he didn't post in this thread, so denied.

dead sip.

Hmmm.... Using Pat's logic then, the sea plane that crashed in Florida killing all aboard (including an infant) was probably divine punishment because the baby didn't pray before taking each nap........ Personally, I blame the parents.


The miners that were killed in West Virginia was probably divine punishment becuase they were digging in "God's Land" in the general direction of Hell!

Yep, I think Pat's on to something here. I got to start watching more 700 Club!

Well, humans are born inheritantly evil so you're right Ich.

Looks like I'll be the only one getting a 700 club blowjob.

The title to this Washington Post editorial made meh giggle.

Robertson Hearts Ahmadinejad


Saturday, January 7, 2006; Page A16
CHRISTIAN television evangelist Pat Robertson and the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have a well-established affinity for the outrageous. This time their mutual embrace of indecency places them in a category all to themselves. As Ariel Sharon lies hospitalized and critically incapacitated by a massive stroke, Mr. Robertson, one of America's best-known religious extremists, and his Iranian counterpart -- no slouch when it comes to religious demagoguery -- suggested that Israel's prime minister had it coming. Speaking on his TV show, "The 700 Club," on the Christian Broadcasting Network, Mr. Robertson said the Bible "makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who 'divide my land.' " Mr. Sharon, Mr. Robertson asserted, "was dividing God's land, and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course." As Mr. Robertson was offering up his thoughts about a man fighting for his life, Iran's president was expressing unrestrained hope that Mr. Sharon would simply die.

Pat Robertson and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are probably beyond the point where they can be reached by embarrassment or shame. But they are not beyond the kind of strong condemnation that they have richly earned. We need not recite the records of contemptible remarks made by both men in the past. There is little reason to believe that either will cease his disgraceful behavior. Mr. Ahmadinejad, the president of a country with a lamentable human rights record and a nuclear program, is dangerous, where Mr. Robertson is only pathetic. But they share a self-righteousness that blinds them to the distance that they have placed between themselves and the majority of people who find their remarks repulsive. It's sufficient to know, we suppose, that at a time when messages of hope are flowing from around the world to the bedside of Ariel Sharon, Pat Robertson and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad still have each other.

Pat and Mayor Nagin are having a dumb off it appears.

Surely God is mad at America. He sent us hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, and it's destroyed and put stress on this country," Nagin, who is black, said as he and other city leaders marked Martin Luther King Day. He then went on to promise that New Orleans would be "a chocolate city" again.

If God is mad at America, it is because of idiots like these two.

Alright.

*sigh*

Why do you hate chocolate people so?

I support Cods and his newfound hatred for the conservative.

Cods hates nothing conservative. In fact, he remains kneejerk rightwing of the highest order. What exactly ARE you smoking?

Pat is way past time for the rocking chair. And I support Tit's support of me...I find it, well, supportive.

Pffft.


<---- Anti death penalty and a whole bunch of other stuff that will whip the forum, so I'll stop now.

I support Walt and his newfound hatred for the everything that exists in this world.

heH..hey! That's YOU! Fucker! You hate every damn thing! Fucking antisocial fuck!

I support Walt and his newfound powers of simple observation.

YOU'RE the one who told me to hate Paul, Ceepe, Cods, and Jeff! Fucker!

ok, this one's obvious bullshit, cuz how can you NOT hate ceepe?

Whoa. Is Ceepe a chocolate person?

No, I told you to hate him, too. Remember, you championed him back when he still weighed under 3 bills.

yes, as you showed in your fucking signature.

Ok, is there a recently updated forum hatred list that I could borrow. And please, scratch my name off of it before sending it to me because I already hate me.