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Does going to see David Sedaris make me gay?
Poll ended at Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:32 pm
Yes, dong smoker. 37%  37%  [ 3 ]
No, sucking balls makes you gay. 62%  62%  [ 5 ]
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 Post subject: Got my David Sedaris tickets today...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:32 pm 
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...and will be getting ass fucked tonight. Seriously, this will be a funny ass night at the Majestic.

http://www.barclayagency.com/sedaris.html

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some bitch whore that I'm gonna rape and kill just won the tv. - orsomesuch 9-30-2005


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holy shit, he's in town??? He is genius!
I = jealous.


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will be in town at the end of April, but tickets are going fast. :lol:

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I hear that Carrot Top guy is kinda funny, too.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
I hear that Carrot Top guy is kinda funny, too.


You've never once heard that.


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mesorivas wrote:
will be in town at the end of April, but tickets are going fast. :lol:


oh. :blush:


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wiggity wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
I hear that Carrot Top guy is kinda funny, too.


You've never once heard that.


Actually, I did know a guy who went on and on about him once, but I didn't believe him.


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I saw Carrot Top in '96 with a whole bunch of interns from work in Pensacola. He was average at best. Not only did he have the trunk full of props, but he had a guy who kept playing Hootie and the Blowfish's "Hold My Hand" throughout the performance.

So I think that's what Tit prob'ly heard.


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Jez wrote:
I saw Carrot Top in '96 with a whole bunch of interns from work in Pensacola. He was average at best. Not only did he have the trunk full of props, but he had a guy who kept playing Hootie and the Blowfish's "Hold My Hand" throughout the performance.

So I think that's what Tit prob'ly heard.


Next up, jez reports on how boiling water is indeed hot, sand in the eye is very annoying, and walking with a sandwich board with the "N" word down MLK in Dallas is dangerous.


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you're right about that sand in the eye thing.

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