Reality TV Part 3

cap · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:48 am

bigboy wrote:

Survivor stepped it up just a bit this week. Actually interesting enough to hold my attention.

What's with these pussies bitching about celebrating victory? Each team overcelebrated and the other bitched about. What the fuck are they supposed to do when they win?

The sooner Stephanie goes, the better. I've heard enough of her whining act. Jamie and Jud can go right behind her.

Even though he's from :tx: I'm glad Blake got voted off. He was an annoying asswhipe. Stephanie needs to stop bitch and start doing something herself.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

If he were allowed to, Brandon the farmboy would beat the shit out of each one of them whiny bitches.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

I like Brandon, but I think he's on the wrong side of that tribe. I didn't see it, but MSNBC says that Bobby Jon voted for Blake. Anyone else see?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

bigboy wrote:

I like Brandon, but I think he's on the wrong side of that tribe. I didn't see it, but MSNBC says that Bobby Jon voted for Blake. Anyone else see?

Yeh, he did. Saw it in the recap during the credits.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Posturing because he knew what was gonna happen or was he sick of him too?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

How about because he's an inbred goatfucker from Alabama?

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sir! I am NOT from Alabama! :mad:

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

I know. I just didn't know what else to post, so I posted :potkettle:

.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Screaming toward 1K are we?

vbear · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:01 am

No shit, man. Take your Ritalin.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Would you like me to start a Pavement thread or start posting my own made up words repeatedly?

vbear · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:25 am

I'd like to to shut the hell up and buy me lunch.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Okay.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Merger = not so good. The four young guys are gonna butt heads, they'll all lose immunity, and Lydia and the gay will end up in the final 2.

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

I like Brandon, but I think he's on the wrong side of that tribe. I didn't see it, but MSNBC says that Bobby Jon voted for Blake. Anyone else see?

Yeh, he did. Saw it in the recap during the credits.

I am just happy that they got rid of that girl Brandon. I wish that they would have fucking fag bashed him to death. That was the most annoying faggot I have ever encountered.

Go suck an AIDS curdled dick and die.

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

don keyballs wrote:

I am just happy that they got rid of that girl Brandon. I wish that they would have fucking fag bashed him to death. That was the most annoying faggot I have ever encountered.

Go suck an AIDS curdled dick and die.

First, reality tv. Next, star trek conventions. The transformation of old keyballs has begun.

RayinDallas · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:08 pm **Posts:** 171

don keyballs wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

I like Brandon, but I think he's on the wrong side of that tribe. I didn't see it, but MSNBC says that Bobby Jon voted for Blake. Anyone else see?

Yeh, he did. Saw it in the recap during the credits.

I am just happy that they got rid of that girl Brandon. I wish that they would have fucking fag bashed him to death. That was the most annoying faggot I have ever encountered.

Go suck an AIDS curdled dick and die.

Correct sentiment, wrong person...it was Blake the fag that was voted out...they consistently identified him as an "Ivy League Student", as if that were really fucking important...I think survivor would be far more interesting if the subtitled them with what they really are....

Blake -> New England cock sucking sissy boy fag who is also self absobed and annoying...

Stephannie -> Whiny New Joooysie bitch with small tities and a stache

Bobby John -> Alabama redneck with the IQ of toast

Judd -> Loud, fat, stupid New York drunk for whom opening doors is the height of his intellectual capability

Gary -> Failed NFL quarterback who has faided completely into oblivion

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

This can't be. Jeff must have been drunk and abusing his admin powers by ironically posting with real IDs.

Damn you, Drunk Jeff!!
*shakes fist*

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Blake was the real estate broker from Dallas that went to SMU.

Brian was the Ivy League queer.

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

bigboy wrote:

Blake was the real estate broker from Dallas that went to SMU.

Brian was the Ivy League queer.

Thats right. Sorry for calling out the wrong guy. Blake was the guy with all of the good stories.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Who was obviously trying to compensate for the fact that he has an infant penis.

cap · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:37 am

bigboy wrote:

Who was obviously trying to compensate for the fact that he has an infant penis.

^good story teller^

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

I'm starting to pull for Gary --I hope Danny will forgive me.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:16 am

Gary has done a great job of turning the tribe against Jaime

cap · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:38 pm

He'll get sacked next week.

cap · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:41 pm

Mike Hunt wrote:

I'm starting to pull for Gary --I hope Danny will forgive me.

Danni

RayinDallas · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:08 pm **Posts:** 171

TerdFerguson wrote:

Gary has done a great job of turning the tribe against Jaime

Jamie did a pretty good job of it too...what a psycho....

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

Now that Gary's gone, I officially don't give a shit who wins.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Mike Hunt wrote:

Now that Gary's gone, I officially don't give a shit who wins.

The best thing you can say about Rafe and Lydia is they're not Judd or Steph.

cap · **Posted:** Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:01 pm

I think the red headed homo is going to win this thing.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Judd and Rafe are the only ones left who have done a damn thing. Steph's played hard, but she has the biggest fucking victim complex on the show so far.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:05 pm

cap wrote:

Somey's entertainment news is as reliable as Corby's.

or not, bitch.

somey = right

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Cap just got served.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:23 pm

or somesuch wrote:

cap wrote:

Somey's entertainment news is as reliable as Corby's.

or not, bitch.

somey = right

how dare you dig this up! :mad:

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

I stopped watching the Real World Austin after about episode two, but the reunion show last night was pretty funny.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:44 pm

Got hooked into the Biggest Loser. Not bad if you can get through all the crying douche fat dudes. Glad it's over though. Some of those people looked great on the reunion.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:28 pm

Mike Hunt wrote:

I stopped watching the Real World Austin after about episode two, but the reunion show last night was pretty funny.

:babyarm:

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

or somesuch wrote:

Some of those people looked great on the reunion.

I'd do every one of the chicks now except for that cow that only lost 16 lbs.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:35 pm

That one blonde who wanted to fit back into her wedding dress thought a little too highly of herself though.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:45 pm

or somesuch wrote:

:babyarm:

That one blonde who wanted to fit back into her wedding dress thought a little too highly of herself though.

:babyarm:

They black guy who won the 110K was miraculous.

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