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 Post subject: My vow
PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:03 am 
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From here on out, I promise to turn any Apple fanboi dickery threads into rhyming threads.

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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That will really turn some heads.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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And possibly put rockme back on his meds.


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I doubt it'll keep the fanbois in their beds.

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Fanboi talk kills me dead.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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I bought an album: The Best of Bread.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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But not as good as Murray Head.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Wasn't he in Simply Red?

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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No, he didn't have enough music cred.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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This thread makes me want to eat lead.

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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This rhyming shit is the worst thing I've ever read.

including Apple talk


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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This rhyming shit is the worst thing I've ever read.

including Apple talk


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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TerdFerguson wrote:
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This rhyming shit is the worst thing I've ever read.

including Apple talk


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And hotter than Adrian Zmed.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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- CFO Peter Oppenheimer giving overview of quarterly results, notes that PC industry grew 24% year-over-year, while Mac grew 33%.
- Breaking out iPod results, iPod touch grew 63% year-over-year, with iPod revenue up 12%. Apple maintains over 70% share of MP3 player market.
- iTunes Store brought in $1.1 billion, with over 4 billion App Store downloads so far.
- Thrilled with iPhone sales, 8.75 million is most ever. Growing at three times the overall market rate.
- Very happy with iPad sales so far. 3G on track for April 30th in U.S. Nine more countries coming in late May.
- Retail store sales up 22%, and 50% of retail store Mac purchasers continue to be new to Mac.
- Apple on track to open 40-50 new stores this fiscal year.


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Good God I need a beer.

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I like beer.

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Diello wrote:
From here on out, I promise to turn any Apple fanboi dickery threads into rhyming threads.

:soppy: I will screw you in 10 beds.


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Good God I need a beer.

:corncob:...Comes on an ear.


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What do we have to fear?

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Bob Weir


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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vaginal tear

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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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vaginal tear

^4th tier^


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Tit Whistle wrote:
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vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^


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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^

^dresses like King Lear^

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bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^

^dresses like King Lear^

^is gear^


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^

^dresses like King Lear^

^is gear^

^fishes from his own pier^


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Tit Whistle wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
cap wrote:
vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^

^dresses like King Lear^

^is gear^

^fishes from his own pier^

^likes a bagel with a shmear^

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bigboy wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^

^dresses like King Lear^

^is gear^

^fishes from his own pier^

^likes a bagel with a shmear^

^takes it in the rear^


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bigboy wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
cap wrote:
vaginal tear

^4th tier^

^not Mike Weir^

^dresses like King Lear^

^is gear^

^fishes from his own pier^

^likes a bagel with a shmear^

^ear^


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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^has a kat called a meer^


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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The Sheriff is *BONG!*


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Turncoat whores aren't welcome here.


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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that gave me a tear. :sad:


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Aw, c'mere!


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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don't touch me, queer!


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 Post subject: Re: My vow
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Sorry. Wanna get a beer?


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Can't. Got a meeting with Gary Mule-deer.


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:D I haven't heard that name in years.


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music to your ears?


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