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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:06 pm 
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omgomgomg Steve Job's cancer ridden head put out a new gadget! splooge, motherfuckers!

but wait, this first generation gadget does the same fucking thing every other device I have does, only...
It's BIGGER!


butt fuck a goat, I'm horny for this.
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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:07 pm 
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OMG STEVE JOBS IS STILL BREATHING!!! *faints*
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jim jack
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I love angry Walt.
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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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HOLY DOGSHIT STEVE JOBS INVENTED THE FUCKING COMPUTER, INTERNET, SMARTPHONE, TELEPHONE LINES, AND FUCKING SOCKS!!!! I HOPE TO GOD HE LIVES FOR FUCKING EVER!
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Ichabod
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:25 pm 
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
HOLY DOGSHIT STEVE JOBS INVENTED THE FUCKING COMPUTER, INTERNET, SMARTPHONE, TELEPHONE LINES, AND FUCKING SOCKS!!!! I HOPE TO GOD HE LIVES FOR FUCKING EVER!


Awright, tap the f'n brake and tone down the exaggerations! Everybody knows Al Gore invented the internet....

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Tit Whistle
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:38 pm 
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He invented fuck socks? Ok, that's an important invention.
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jim jack
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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*Hides iPhone in back pocket*
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Rockme
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:14 pm 
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when you do get cancer, and you are asking "god, why me" just think about this thread.
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Rockme
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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Steve Jobs, personal email replier he is these days, responded to a message from a developer regarding this week's SDK kerfuffle. His (characteristically brief) take: "intermediate layers between the platform and the developer ultimately produces sub-standard apps."
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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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Rockme wrote:
when you do get cancer, and you are asking "god, why me" just think about this thread.

and when you do, I'll be dancing.
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Sweet Greggo
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:43 am 
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Rockme wrote:
Steve Jobs, personal email replier he is these days, responded to a message from a developer regarding this week's SDK kerfuffle. His (characteristically brief) take: "intermediate layers between the platform and the developer ultimately produces sub-standard apps."

Like iTunes for Windows? Gotcha.

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Tit Whistle
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Mallard Toss wrote:
Fuck me, Raven. Fuck me, Raven...release the poison.

Good god, that was creepy.
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Tit Whistle
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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If the iPad can't do this, it sucks.
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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
Fuck me, Raven. Fuck me, Raven...release the poison.

Good god, that was creepy.

That made me shiver real hard.
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Sweet Greggo
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
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Tit Whistle wrote:
If the iPad can't do this, it sucks.

No physical keyboard? Out.

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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:28 pm 
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Tit Whistle wrote:
If the iPad can't do this, it sucks.

I have a chicken that clucks.
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bigboy
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:31 pm 
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
If the iPad can't do this, it sucks.

I have a chicken that clucks.

This trend has gone from regular to deluxe.

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rowdyhatinwalt
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:40 pm 
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bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
If the iPad can't do this, it sucks.

I have a chicken that clucks.

This trend has gone from regular to deluxe.

I'm gonna pound your ass so hard you'll need a case of Tucks.
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Sagger Pance
 Post subject: Re: my own apple/masturbation thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:59 pm 
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
If the iPad can't do this, it sucks.

I have a chicken that clucks.

This trend has gone from regular to deluxe.

I'm gonna pound your ass so hard you'll need a case of Tucks.


:corncob: > :puakfwalt: > :fernando: > :urinate:

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