Richard Nixon belonged but was caught on tape in 1971 saying, “The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time . . . it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.”

This thread has no potential.

now it does.

I just KIOT rockme

Have you ever suspected that your city or town is trying too hard to catch traffic scofflaws ticket revenue? A Florida woman received a ticket based on evidence from a red light camera, but believed the ticket was unfair because the yellow light was too short. The power of math proved that she was correct..

Her math tutor husband took a stopwatch to the intersection where she received the ticket, and set out to vindicate her. He discovered that yellow lights at that intersection are eight tenths of a second shorter than county guidelines require.

That doesn't excuse every ticket issued for red-light violations, but it's enough of a discrepancy to make county residents suspicious.

"I said, ‘If it's really short, then you got short-changed and you got a ticket illegally,'" said [Mike] Mogil.

The speed limit on Collier Boulevard, where she was cited, is 45 mph. According to county guidelines, the yellow light should be 4.5 seconds.

Mogil said he tested it 15 times with an average of only 3.8 seconds.

The Collier County Transportation Department claims that the short yellow lights were an oversight, and that they are checking stoplights countywide in order to prevent more erroneous tickets.

A Garland man pleaded guilty to a felony theft charge after admitting he stuffed a lead weight into a bass during a fishing tournament.

Robby Rose, 45, must serve 15 days in jail and surrender his fishing license, said Mike Cox, spokesman for the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.

The theft charge was prompted by the grand prize in October's Bud Light Trail Boss Big Bass Tournament on Lake Ray Hubbard: a $55,000 bass boat.

"We took this case very seriously," Rockwall County District Attorney Kenda Culpepper said in a written statement. "As far as we were concerned, the case was about a $55,000 bass boat, not a 10-pound fish."

Officials in the fishing contest became suspicious after Rose turned in his fish and it sank to the bottom of the weigh-in tank. They felt a lump inside the fish, and when they asked Rose to explain, he massaged the bass’s belly and pulled out a 1-pound weight.

A game warden investigated and turned his findings over to the Rockwall County DA’s office. The DA filed an attempted theft charge this month.

"Cheating is cheating," prosecutor Alex Imgrund said, "and neither the fishing community, nor this office, will tolerate it."

Archie Comics is introducing its first gay character later this year, in Veronica #202, one Kevin Keller..

The first appearance of the character also plays up on the decades of rumours regarding Jughead, famously averse to the ladies. Not only is Jughead the first person in Riverdale that Kevin tells that he’s gay, Jughead doesn’t bat an eyelid, he just sees mischief to be played with Veronica. And Jughead and Kevin then spend most of the issue hanging out together.

A lack of gay characters in the Archie world in the past has certainly made a plethora of jokes over the age, mostly involving Betty and Veronica ditching Archie and going off with each other. And a desolate Archie been consoled, and possibly rimmed, by Jughead.

And it wasn’t that long ago that Archie threatened to sue comic book writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa for putting on a play, Archie’s Weird Fantasy, thatexplored, amongst thoer things, Archie sexuality.

people read archie?

wtf rhymes with Archie?

My shirt is very starchy.

last month felt very Marchy.

I want to go on vacation to Karachi.

That makes me worry for my car chi.