Tiger

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

Do you think Tiger can recover from this entire embrolio?

There's straying from one's marriage and having an affair. Then there's banging every female in sight like a two-dicked dog... Couple that with the reported alcohol and prescription drug abuse and he's pretty much shattered his entire public persona.

Which creates the question with regard to his public: will his sponsers stick with him?

Would you, as a marginal golf fan, want your company to sponser his appearance or would you go out of your way to see him at any kind of event?

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:34 am

I'll continue to watch him as he is the greatest modern-day golfer to ever play the game but I can't stand him as a person now. I always thought he was a good guy. I mean, he gives lots of money to his foundation and charities and he always seemed like a good family guy. We know how close he was to his dad and I just assumed he was being the same example to his kids. He's no longer one of my favorite athletes.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:19 am

i'm done with him. I will no longer buy Nike

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:23 am

Ichabod wrote:

Do you think Tiger can recover from this entire embrolio?

There's straying from one's marriage and having an affair. Then there's banging every female in sight like a two-dicker dog... Couple that with the reported alcohol and prescription drug abuse and he's pretty much shattered his entire public persona.

Which creates the question with regard to his public: will his sponsers stick with him?

Would you, as a marginal golf fan, want your company to sponser his appearance or would you go out of your way to see him at any kind of event?

He is the greatest golfer in this generation. He'll have no shortage of sponsors falling over themselves wanting a piece of him.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:45 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

Who doesn't like to have sex with lots of women?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

Who doesn't like to have sex with lots of women?

If you can get away with it, do it. Of course, he didn't get away with it, so maybe he should'nt have done it.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:07 pm

or somesuch wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

Who doesn't like to have sex with lots of women?

people in hell

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

and IMO being a faithful husband isn't a requirement of being a good father. I've known plenty of divorced parents that are still good parents.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

The most remarkable part of this story to me is that it took so long for the details to emerge. It doesn't sound like plugging tail is a hobby he picked up a month ago.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:22 pm

fruitdog wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

and IMO being a faithful husband isn't a requirement of being a good father. I've known plenty of divorced parents that are still good parents.

he's teaching his daughter that she's only a piece of meat and his son that women are nothing but biotches.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:34 pm

fruitdog wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

and IMO being a faithful husband isn't a requirement of being a good father. I've known plenty of divorced parents that are still good parents.

Assuming these parents made vows before their family and whatever deity they choose, having sex outside their marriage is not really being a good parent so yeah, I think being faithful is a requirement to being a good father. It's not thing only thing that defines being a good father but it falls into the category of things that should be done in order to be a good example to one's kids.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:41 pm

TerdFerguson wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

I have greater respect for him now knowing he's a total coozehound.

and IMO being a faithful husband isn't a requirement of being a good father. I've known plenty of divorced parents that are still good parents.

Assuming these parents made vows before their family and whatever deity they choose, having sex outside their marriage is not really being a good parent so yeah, I think being faithful is a requirement to being a good father. It's not thing only thing that defines being a good father but it falls into the category of things that should be done in order to be a good example to one's kids.

Part of being a good parent is not busting up the home life.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Tiger's rich enough that if his kids are all screwed up, he can just throw some money at them and they'll be happy.
money = good parenting

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

TerdFerguson wrote:

We know how close he was to his dad and I just assumed he was being the same example to his kids.

Earl had children by two different women. IJS.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

Tiger's rich enough that if his kids are all screwed up, he can just throw some money at them and they'll be happy.
money = good parenting

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

fruitdog wrote:

TerdFerguson wrote:

We know how close he was to his dad and I just assumed he was being the same example to his kids.

Earl had children by two different women. IJS.

Plus Earl had a kid outside his own species. That's just irresponsible.

Virgin Elbows · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:33 pm

TerdFerguson wrote:

I'll continue to watch him as he is the greatest modern-day golfer to ever play the game but I can't stand him as a person now. I always thought he was a good guy. I mean, he gives lots of money to his foundation and charities and he always seemed like a good family guy. We know how close he was to his dad and I just assumed he was being the same example to his kids. He's no longer one of my favorite athletes.

What's this? TerdFerguson has morals now? WTF? :puke:

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

To answer Ich's question: Kobe Bryant.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

Well the dominoes are beginning to fall...

Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods' Drink

Tiger Woods TV Ads Disappear After Reports of Affairs

Elan has been humming this tune....

I've got a tiger by the tail it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well I'm a losing weight and I'm turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

Well I thought the day I met you you were meek as a lamb
Just the kind to fit my dreams and plans
Now the pace we're livin' takes the wind from my sails
And it looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
I've got a tiger by the tail...
[ guitar ]
Well every night you drag me where the bright lights're found
There ain't no way to slow you down
I'm about as helpless as a leaf in a gale and it looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
I've got a tiger by the tail...

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:13 pm

I saw Tiger Gatorade on the clearance aisle at Target the other day.

I read that blog post. Apparently Gatorade announced last month they were dropping the Tiger line (doesn't say if it was before or after the rumors of the aussie chick). It then says a Gatorade spokesman said they will continue their relationship with Tiger.

This doesn't sound like a omfgbreadkingnews story, more like a sensationalistic blog trying to make headlines. and wtf are you reading that site for anyway, Ich?

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

The best part of this is his douche caddy Steve Williams' gravy train may be ending.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:11 pm

fruitdog wrote:

IJS.

Damn. Thread over.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPhzCXewLo

Virgin Elbows · **Posted:** Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:57 pm

Diello wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPhzCXewLo

Diello, you into graff man? I see you rocking Obey on your avatar. I use to write too.

don keyballs · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:57 am **Posts:** 150

I think that a man is as faithful as his options (in most cases). Can you imagine the options that Tiger had with the bank roll that he is sporting?

I am sick of these cunts coming out now to say that they humped Tiger. Fucking attention whores. Even that madam that said that she would get bitches for Tiger..... what the fuck? She sheds a bad light on the oldest profession. He paid that cunt money to keep her cake hole shut, and here she is now ratting his ass out. The fucking police should be there at her trailer and hauling her ass away. The last time that I checked (which was yesterday on Harry Hines) prostitution is still illegal.

That flap jack bitch is lying out of her ass. I could have made up a better story than hers.

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