I would post more today but apparently I'm having an allergic reaction to the penicillin I was prescribed. I finally stop snoring and I get explosive diarrhea. What a shitty trade-off. Back to watching Judge Judy.

I just had the most amazing bowel movement. I excreted the Iron Cross of turds. It was hanging on through 3 flushes before it finally broke free and fed Bachman lake. I raised this little gymnast on cheese and coffee, and hated to see him go. Hopefully I have a repeat performance today.

you get better wipes from diarrhea

oh man, classic.

I just shat a turd that was in the shape and damn near size of a walking cane.
I flushed but it won't go down. Think I'll wait for the wife to see it before I get the coat hanger after it.

shat? shatted? shitted? giggle ShitTed.

i did a vbf the other day. glad i work close to home

Next time I'm making you sit on a towel in my car. You ruined my leather.

This sounds extremely gay.

Good times..

you are all on notice

Hi Fruit

Open registration will save this place.

I just shit my pants.

yeah, all this place needs is more trollbots selling extenze and viagra

I took a gigantic dump this morning that wrapped around the bowl twice. It was beautiful. It had a dorsal fin.

I had a good one going this morn but sadly it went straight down the middle obscuring about half of it.

It's sad when a turd is so eager to get away and join his buddies, but you also gotta admire its drive.

Maybe someone could install a backup camera down in there or something

I'd watch that channel.

I'd tivo it, so I could fast forward through all the Ex-lax, and Fiber commercials.