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bigboy
 Post subject: bigboy got a physical for the first time in a decade
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:52 pm 
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The nurse nearly made my peepee stick out.

I've lost 8 lbs. since I was in for a sinus infection 6 weeks ago.

My blood pressure was borderline high, so I got an ekg. I was okay with that since it meant that the hot nurse snuggled up against me.

They said I don't have to have stuff stuck up my anoos until I'm 40. Even after I begged.

I got my DIPTET updated.

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 Post subject: Re: bigboy got a physical for the first time in a decade
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Whats the worst that could happen? "Health problems only happen to other people." That is what I said before open heart surgery at 41 years old.

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bigboy wrote:
The nurse nearly made my peepee stick out.

I've lost 8 lbs. since I was in for a sinus infection 6 weeks ago.

My blood pressure was borderline high, so I got an ekg. I was okay with that since it meant that the hot nurse snuggled up against me.

They said I don't have to have stuff stuck up my anoos until I'm 40. Even after I begged.

I got my DIPTET updated.




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bigboy
 Post subject: Re: bigboy got a physical for the first time in a decade
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The nurse also told me that I was an inch taller than I was the last time I was measured. Then she looked down and said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to have you take your shoes off." :dep:

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 Post subject: Re: bigboy got a physical for the first time in a decade
PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:35 pm 
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what possessed you to get a physical anyways?
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When I went in sick in May, they suggested I have one. I've got good insurance, so it didn't make any sense not to.

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I'm hoping my cholesterol level sets some type of record.

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 Post subject: Re: bigboy got a physical for the first time in a decade
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Update - The side effects of the diptet suck. Especially in this heat.

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bigboy wrote:
When I went in sick in May, they suggested I have one. I've got good insurance, so it didn't make any sense not to.


What's insurance?

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John Peter Smith...that's my insurance

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A healthy lifestyle is my insurance.

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hi, bigboy.
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Bigboy.

When you get up to see St. Peter giving you the Heisman, tell him that I will be seeing him soon. I will be the one riding on Arturo Gatti's back with a reign made out of a ladies purse strap, wearing Farrah's DNA stained red bathing suit and a single diamond studded glove. I will be kicking up a wake made of Oxy Clean and screaming "here's Johnny!"
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