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spoiler alert, muchacho!

Uh, did you actually see the movie?

I thought it was pretty damn good and Cuaron should get credit for not letting Hollywood totally fuck it up. There's some scientific nitpicking you can do with, but I found it entertaining. It's short enough that it's over about the time you get antsy.

Also, I did give it 3 1/2 stars. So obviously I liked it.

but it's not a comic book movie

Your mom got it

I was referring to vbf

His mom got it.

Mexicans hate space.

That's why they live in close-knit quarters and pile into cars.

My side! You're killing me.

It was a good one.

Silver Linings Playbook - Everyone's already seen this so no synopsis. Story arc was kinda silly, but I liked the characters. J-Law was good, but Brad Cooper was her equal. Of course, I'd rather fuck her, so she deserved the Oscar more than him. Fun fact: She went to the same middle school as me. Not at the same time. I was finished with high school by the time she was born, which makes me feel old, but ya know, yeah.

(out of 5)

Is it just me or does she look like she likes the fornication act.

And the story really wasn't all that silly until the point where his dad placed the bet on the dance competition. From there on, it turned into a predictable Richard Gere/Sandra Bullock schlock fest.

Star Trek Into Darkness - After the crew of the Enterprise find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization, Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one man weapon of mass destruction. It was fun. I get fired up when they're about to take off somewhere and Kirk pans the room and tells all the old characters what to do. I don't like the guy that plays Kirk though. He looks and talks awkward. He's the only one of the cast that I don't think is perfect. The dude who plays Bones nails it. I like Uhara's uniform a lot.

1/2 (out of 5)

The Kirk dude's face reminds me of Mark Hamill post car accident.

Gravity - It was cool. The 3D is really cool and not just a stupid gimmick. Ok, maybe it's still a gimmick, but that extra depth adds to the whole experience. As much as I'd like off this planet, I think being in space would be scary and disorienting. This movie will be just okay when you watch it at home.

(out of 5)

I smell and IMAX 3D road trip coming on. Who's with me?!?

Gideon's Army- Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time....because if you get a public defender...YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

I'll sneak you in some pureed hot tamales in my purse.

Oblivion - One of the few remaining drone repairmen assigned to Earth, its surface devastated after decades of war with the alien Scavs, discovers a crashed spacecraft with contents that bring into question everything he believed about the war, and may even put the fate of mankind in his hands.

I'm tired of nitpicking movies. It was entertaining and the twist fooled me. Sue me, I usually take things at face value.

.25 (out of 5)

I thought it was pretty cool. I liked the chick. British accents do it for me.

The Star Trek movie was pretty good as well. I knew they were going to do the Vulcan Na-Nu Na-nu hand gesture while he was being radiated and that Spock was going to tell Khan. I was kind of surprised though that he showed that much emotion and none for his mom or planet in the previous movie.

This Is the End - Sloppy but funny. Could've been a lot shorter. I like that they portrayed themselves as complete douche-nozzles.

(out of 5)

Ender's Game - I liked it. It skipped some of the cooler parts of the book, but what do you want? You want a movie in less than 2 hours, you're gonna get some cuts. Best part, Titette liked the movie enough to start reading the book when she got home. Take THAT, people always bitching about Hollywood!

(out of 5)

Gravity - I have two serious scientific beefs with this movie, but overall it was intense. Space is fucking awesome and VBF is wrong on multiple counts here, but he is right in that the plot is fairly thin. The effects are worth it. 3.75 stars

Transformers: Dark side of the Moon - The best of the trilogy. 1.5 stars, so yeah.

Dying to have known: this is a documentary I watched on Sunday night. I've been on a food documentary kick lately. I only saw about 80% of this one cause I got tired and figured I'd finish it up on Mon. night. Do you know what steams my vegetables? When Netflix only gives you a 24hr window for viewing movies. They are strict about it too, so I didn't see how this one ended. Any dang who, an interesting part of this focused on this old lady who was the daughter of Dr. Gerson, a German dude who treated cancer patients with, among other things, vegetarian diets, juicing, and get this, coffee enemas. How exotic is that? Note to Keurig: start manufacturing an enema adapter kit that would include a tube you could run from the machine directly into the end user's rectal cavity. Mmmm mmmmm. The best part of wakin up, is Folger's in your butt.

I'd like to know somey's science beefs with Gravity. From what I've read, there's plenty to nitpick but no one really cares enough to do so because space is awesome.

You've probably already read them then. They're nitpicky and I don't really care. The movie was really good. Nobody loves space more than I do. I have shelves of books related to astronomy and space. Put that on my motherfucking bragging montage.

I have a lot of comic books and Stephen King on my shelf.

<---dumb guy

Y'all only need 1 book.

tap

i have the 'space balls' dvd

You want to have a forum war over who is the bigger space nerd?

12 Years a Slave -- One of the most moving and important films in recent memory. Also black dong and rape.

:caplunch: :caplunch: :caplunch: :caplunch: and a half.

I'll play... One of my earliest self-induced splooges was brought on by Judy Robinson from "Lost in Space."

there is no film that is important.

Started my day off with a giggle. So how do I buy one?

I'm thinkin even bigger, Terd. What if we got our own studio and became DFW's foremost coffee enema specialists? Aren't you tired of working for the man? Aren't you ready to be your own boss and invest in yourself? Think about it. Please note, I also have that fancy juicer so we're only limited by our imaginations the number of liquid concoctions we can inject into metroplexian's butts.