Movies I Watched This Weekend, Part 3: In 3D

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:57 pm

bigboy wrote:

The Chosen 1 wrote:

Once, but I left via the Midnight Express.

vbear · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:49 pm

The Chosen 1 wrote:

bigboy wrote:

The Chosen 1 wrote:

Once, but I left via the Midnight Express.

:fatfuckingmoron:

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

removerowdy wrote:

:banghead:

get over it, you old ass bastard.

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:09 pm

variable wrote:

The Chosen 1 wrote:

bigboy wrote:

The Chosen 1 wrote:

Once, but I left via the Midnight Express.

:fatfuckingmoron:

:lookwho'stalking:

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:12 pm

Mallard Toss wrote:

The Chosen 1 wrote:

:lookwho'stalking:

That came out in 3D? :confused:

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:14 pm

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:11 pm

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

It's not real nice to insult eggplant in that manner.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

Bad News Bears - Kinda scarily reminded me of the Jacksox, except for the part about getting better in the end. Unnecessary, but still fun.

:sweet:

(out of 5)

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:02 pm

bigboy wrote:

It's not real nice to insult eggplant in that manner.

Lil Ronny Mexico · **Joined:** Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:12 pm **Posts:** 143

Tit Whistle wrote:

Bad News Bears - Kinda scarily reminded me of the Jacksox, except for the part about getting better in the end. Unnecessary, but still fun.

:sweet:

(out of 5)

ARE YOU KIDDING? This one one of the worst remakes EVER. In meh humble opinion of course. A non-cussing non-alcoholic beer drinking Buttermaker is just not right.

cameltoe · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1135

bigboy wrote:

It's not real nice to insult eggplant in that manner.

^would not know an eggplant if it came up and drowned in front of him and/or stole his bike.^

Arthur · **Joined:** Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 733

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Arthur wrote:

Has anyone seen that re re Ringer movie? It looks cute. I think I'll see it this week. Looks very uplifting after my last review.

a friend of mine saw it. she said she laughed her ass off.

I liked it

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:51 pm

Match Point - a lot of opera music and a little slow at times. Other than that, this movie was delicious. The story of a dude who marries into a rich family, but falls in love with his brother-in-law's ex-fiancee. I didn't expect the ending to turn out how it did. And this was the hottest I've ever seen Scarlett Johnannsen.

:grubes:

(out of 5)

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:52 pm

oh.my.gosh.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:55 pm

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory-It was ok, I guess. I was excited to see how Burton was going to remake one of my favorite movies as a kid. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great. My kid dug it. The umpa loopa kinda sucked, compared to the original. 3 out of 5.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:55 pm

what now? I should have seen 3 hour King Kong or that gay ass Chronicles of Narnia? Match Point had lots of adultery. Adultery = interesting.

p1p · **Joined:** Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:37 am **Posts:** 1582

that seals it. my wife isn't coming to the party.

Codie Von Codsenstein · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:18 pm

Wedding Crashers - Yes, I wish I was mature or sophisticated enough to hate this one, but dammit, it's funny and I'm basically an eight grader.

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

or somesuch wrote:

And this was the hottest I've ever seen Scarlett Johnannsen.

I didn't think it was possible for her to get any hotter.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

Cinderella Man - Even if he isn't the most subtle director out there, Ron Howard can still tell a good story. Loses a point or two for being predictable, but otherwise solid all around.

:fart:

(out of 5)

cap · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:22 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

Cinderella Man - Even if he isn't the most subtle director out there, Ron Howard can still tell a good story. Loses a point or two for being predictable, but otherwise solid all around.

:fart:

(out of 5)

'predictable'? It's a true story. If it was a fiction, then yes, points should be deducted.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Cinderella Man - Even if he isn't the most subtle director out there, Ron Howard can still tell a good story. Loses a point or two for being predictable, but otherwise solid all around.

:fart:

(out of 5)

'predictable'? It's a true story. If it was a fiction, then yes, points should be deducted.

It was predictable, not just the fight stuff, but his wife showing up just before the last fight to show her support. It was standard movie stuff that probably didn't really happen.

cap · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:10 am

Adrian did it 20 years ago, why not her? :dunno:

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

what I don't understand is why didn't they eat all that honey when they were hungry during the great depression?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:23 am

kilgore trout · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:29 am

The Great Raid - Ralph Fiennes did a kick ass job shaking and shivering with malaria. Benjamin Bratt overacted and was pretty annoying. James Franco should have called his buddy spiderman to save the P.O.W.'s. Best part of the movie was at the end when they showed the old footage of the actual rangers and p.o.w.'s

:wanker:

out of 5

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

cap wrote:

Adrian did it 20 years ago, why not her? :dunno:

That's what I thought about when she showed up. :-D

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

St. Elmo's Fire - Even in HD, this movie sucks ass.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

St. Elmo's Fire - Even in HD, this movie sucks ass.

well aren't you a motherfucking genius.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

wiggity wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

St. Elmo's Fire - Even in HD, this movie sucks ass.

well aren't you a motherfucking genius.

Yes, actually, I am!

Sinbad · **Joined:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:14 am **Posts:** 237

Suspect 0.

Not worth the theatres but ok on the couch with a babe. The premise of C I A operatives being able to see crimes before they happen has been played out before but a twist or two now and then keeps you from turning it off.

2 and 1/2 :goldstar:

's out of 5.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Sinbad wrote:

Suspect 0.

Not worth the theatres but ok on the couch with a babe. The premise of C I A operatives being able to see crimes before they happen has been played out before but a twist or two now and then keeps you from turning it off.

2 and 1/2 :goldstar:

's out of 5.

They were FBI agents, I thought. But you're right, the movie wasn't executed nearly as well as it could have been.
Ben Kingsley was good, but Aaron Eckhart and that Matrix bitch were just , eh.

Sinbad · **Joined:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:14 am **Posts:** 237

Almost a b rated feeling....concur?

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Sinbad wrote:

Almost a b rated feeling....concur?

I conquer.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Mr and Mrs Smith
One big ol' eh. I'm watching the end of this right now, and I've already forgotten most of what's happened in this thing.

I don't even care enough to rate this.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

oh, yeh, right now they're trying to get some dude from a courthouse, but, eh, I've already started planning my next move.
Taking a shower. Oh yeh.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:26 pm

Aviator-This was a pretty good flick about a pretty good texan who goes nuts. :txpatriot:

.5 out of 5 :txpatriot:

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Syriana - Greatness all around. Right now, this takes a spot in the top 5 of the year with Walk the Line, Good Night and Good Luck, and Brokeback Mountian (a space is reserved for the New World).

Sinbad · **Joined:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:14 am **Posts:** 237

wiggity wrote:

Mr and Mrs Smith

I don't even care enough to rate this.

One great disappointment for sure. Way to long and unrealistic. Come to think of it, that describes me a bit.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:43 am

I must be the only one who liked it. I don't really look for realism when they aren't trying to make it realistic.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:44 am

oh, weekend movies:

The Constant Gardener = a good. 4 stars (out of 5)

Must Love Dogs = a not good. 2 stars (out of 5)

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