Movies I Watched This Weekend, Part 3: In 3D

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

Mike Hunt wrote:

I hope he got to have one last cup of Sanka

I'll always remember him as the teacher who asked for Lane's permission to date Beth in "Better Off Dead".

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

yeh, ok, faggoty assed faggot fag!

cap · **Posted:** Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:21 pm

Mike Hunt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 1877

Bewitched: what a waste of talent. It was only an hour and a half but it seemed longer than King Kong.

1 1/2 out of 4

Arthur · **Joined:** Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 733

Has anyone seen that re re Ringer movie? It looks cute. I think I'll see it this week. Looks very uplifting after my last review.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:07 am

Arthur wrote:

Has anyone seen that re re Ringer movie? It looks cute. I think I'll see it this week. Looks very uplifting after my last review.

a friend of mine saw it. she said she laughed her ass off.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

Murderball - Doc about quadrupeliacs who play rugby for sport. These guys are really cool and their outlooks on life are awesome. Except for the douche who got bitter when he got old and couldn't play anymore so he went to coach the Canadian team. F'in traitor! At least the filmmakers had the good sense to play "The Fucked Jam" by Ween when they introduced him.

:saggerdash:

(out of 5)

Jez · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:13 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

stinkfinger wrote:

Batman Begins - Watched about the first 10-15 minutes of it and turned that shit off. How gay can a movie be?

If you really wanna know, try watching one of the Schumacher Batman movies.

Or "Moulin Rouge."

kilgore trout · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:17 am

Jez wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

stinkfinger wrote:

Batman Begins - Watched about the first 10-15 minutes of it and turned that shit off. How gay can a movie be?

If you really wanna know, try watching one of the Schumacher Batman movies.

Or "Moulin Rouge."

nothing wrong with Luhrmann's version of Moulin Rouge.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

babyarm.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

Jez wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

stinkfinger wrote:

Batman Begins - Watched about the first 10-15 minutes of it and turned that shit off. How gay can a movie be?

If you really wanna know, try watching one of the Schumacher Batman movies.

Or "Moulin Rouge."

Or if you REALLY wanna be gay, try replying to a post that's about a month old.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

wiggity wrote:

Fag!

YOU ARE!!!!224321!!!!121@!!elevenses!!!!@!

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

wiggity wrote:

Fag!

YOU ARE!!!!224321!!!!121@!!elevenses!!!!@!

NOT YOU, JACKASS!!!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

wiggity wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

wiggity wrote:

Fag!

YOU ARE!!!!224321!!!!121@!!elevenses!!!!@!

NOT YOU, JACKASS!!!

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

wiggity wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

wiggity wrote:

Fag!

YOU ARE!!!!224321!!!!121@!!elevenses!!!!@!

NOT YOU, JACKASS!!!

queer!

cap · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:13 pm

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

The Family Stone: Got roped into seeing this by Mrs. bigboy. Sarah Jessica Parker = root X 10, Claire Daines = hot, Rachel McAdams = Earthy and kinda hot, but I kept thinking about that renegade nipple hair shot that's floating around the innerweb. Luke Wilson was damn funny and didn't whip me like usual and Dermot Mulrooney was a complete :powerdown:

. How the fuck does such a boring actor get leading roles? The movie was fairly entertaining, but painfully predictable. Titantic-like predictable. I wouldn't recommend it, but if your butt hurts, try it.

:notsure:

1/2 out of 4.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Scene control is about as foreign as Mongolia to you, isn't it?

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

I don't know. I'll have to ask my wife.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

The Island - Hate to say it, but this Michael Bay movie isn't all that bad. He keeps his usual editing ways to a minimum so you can actually see what's going on. It ain't perfect, but for mindless action entertainment, you could do a lot worse.

:-o

(out of 5)

or somesuch · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:47 am

Stir of Echoes - pretty good for a horror flick that isn't scary. I didn't realize Kevin Bacon was so hot, what?

:shock:

.5 (out of 5)

stinkfinger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:52 am

Troy - Not.that.bad. Brad Pitt is as hot as ever and I usually don't like fight scenes but these were actually pretty cool. Brat Pitt shows us his ass of course. (yeah!) :cool:

out of 5

cap · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:53 am

stinkfinger wrote:

Troy - Not.that.bad. Brad Pitt is as hot as ever and I usually don't like fight scenes but these were actually pretty cool. Brat Pitt show us his ass of course. (yeah!) :cool:

out of 5

Troy sucked

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15286

cap wrote:

stinkfinger wrote:

Troy - Not.that.bad. Brad Pitt is as hot as ever and I usually don't like fight scenes but these were actually pretty cool. Brat Pitt show us his ass of course. (yeah!) :cool:

out of 5

Troy sucked

DielloOld · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:31 pm **Posts:** 237

National Treasure -- Finally caught this on video. It's actually pretty fun. Sean Bean is good as always and the German chick is hot.

stinkfinger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:56 am

wrong.

DielloOld · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:31 pm **Posts:** 237

cap wrote:

stinkfinger wrote:

Troy - Not.that.bad. Brad Pitt is as hot as ever and I usually don't like fight scenes but these were actually pretty cool. Brat Pitt show us his ass of course. (yeah!) :cool:

out of 5

Troy sucked

But he won three Superbowls!

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

I've had Troy saved on Tivo for a couple of months and I've never been able to finish watching. It just does very little for me.

stinkfinger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:59 am

bigboy wrote:

I've had Troy saved on Tivo for a couple of months and I've never been able to finish watching. It just does very little for me.

*ahem* read my review again, Brad Pitt's ass. er..

DielloOld · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:31 pm **Posts:** 237

bigboy wrote:

I've had Troy saved on Tivo for a couple of months and I've never been able to finish watching. It just does very little for me.

Bullshit. You have DVDs of every gladiator movie since Spartacus.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

Diello wrote:

bigboy wrote:

I've had Troy saved on Tivo for a couple of months and I've never been able to finish watching. It just does very little for me.

Bullshit. You have DVDs of every gladiator movie since Spartacus.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

The Chosen 1 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:15 pm

Once, but I left via the Midnight Express.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

The Chosen 1 wrote:

Once, but I left via the Midnight Express.

:corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob::corncob:

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Diello wrote:

National Treasure -- Finally caught this on video. It's actually pretty fun. Sean Bean is good as always and the German chick is hot.

Oh my god. National Treasure has become your Butterfly Effect.

DielloOld · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:31 pm **Posts:** 237

wiggity wrote:

Diello wrote:

National Treasure -- Finally caught this on video. It's actually pretty fun. Sean Bean is good as always and the German chick is hot.

Oh my god. National Treasure has become your Butterfly Effect.

No no no. Dear God, no. All I'm saying is that it was harmelss fun. I didn't feel like I wasted two hours. Nothing more. Not calling it genius or anything. It's a worthy TBS Saturday afternoon time-kill.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Diello wrote:

wiggity wrote:

Diello wrote:

National Treasure -- Finally caught this on video. It's actually pretty fun. Sean Bean is good as always and the German chick is hot.

Oh my god. National Treasure has become your Butterfly Effect.

No no no. Dear God, no. All I'm saying is that it was harmelss fun. I didn't feel like I wasted two hours. Nothing more. Not calling it genius or anything. It's a worthy TBS Saturday afternoon time-kill.

ok, I withdraw my snide comment, then.

DielloOld · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:31 pm **Posts:** 237

wiggity wrote:

Diello wrote:

wiggity wrote:

Diello wrote:

National Treasure -- Finally caught this on video. It's actually pretty fun. Sean Bean is good as always and the German chick is hot.

Oh my god. National Treasure has become your Butterfly Effect.

No no no. Dear God, no. All I'm saying is that it was harmelss fun. I didn't feel like I wasted two hours. Nothing more. Not calling it genius or anything. It's a worthy TBS Saturday afternoon time-kill.

ok, I withdraw my snide comment, then.

But now Sahara on the other hand....

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

GODDAMMIT! *fishing around for plunger*

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7486

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

bigboy wrote:

Perfect!
It's Giuliani time!!!

:walt:

*chase*

removerowdy · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:19 pm

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