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Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

or somesuch wrote:

Can y'all explain to the rest of us what you are talking about or do I have to go over there ----> to search for a thread.

Juniper is Greg Williams' chick. She used to post before vbear and walt run her offt.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

I'd also like to hear more about the warm shiner and crabcake episode.

I was helping Walt move out of his rented house into that swank new one with the pool. The old house had an enclosed kitchen with only one way in and out. We were moving the fridge out of the room and I was pulling it through the doorway when Walt, who was pushing the fridge from inside the kitchen, ripped the nastiest, most foul, rancid, cancerous, flesh-eating, green smoke fart ever produced by an upright mammal. It was a perfect storm of Satanic evil and a house-clearer. I immediately abandoned my post and ran outside for some clean air before that thing started to eat away at my lung tissue. This, of course, left Walt trapped inside the kitchen gagging on his own bodily wretchedness. I don't know what he consumed to cause himself to emit military-grade chemicals from his fudge tunnel, but it was stronger than what you'd get from mere Heineken and egg whites. It had to be crab cakes and warm Shiner, or maybe Mickey's Big Mouth. Whatever it was, it was a lethal combo that should be avoided by all.

nice job Walt's colon

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:03 pm

Next time you are in he shower and you have to fart, sit down first. The small room echoes your fart really loud like and the water that your bung hole vibrates makes a funny sound.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Most of us don't have built in places to sit in our showers and I'm too old/fat to sit on the damn floor.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:28 pm

Stu wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Can y'all explain to the rest of us what you are talking about or do I have to go over there ----> to search for a thread.

Juniper is Greg Williams' chick. She used to post before vbear and walt run her offt.

So you posted "line" in reference to coke?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:42 pm

Looks like we can shut this thing down. Pacquiao has taken care of business.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:47 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Looks like we can shut this thing down. Pacquiao has taken care of business.

that's the Mexican dude he fought

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Looks like we can shut this thing down. Pacquiao has taken care of business.

I kinda hate Pacquiao, too.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/asylum/ta ... 3618182001

mildly amusing

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:20 am

I liked it.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Lots of gold on this site. You could probably do the same thing with just about any random newspaper website.

http://foxnewscomments.com/

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

bigboy wrote:

Lots of gold on this site. You could probably do the same thing with just about any random newspaper website.

http://foxnewscomments.com/

Half of those comments are from cods.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:04 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Lots of gold on this site. You could probably do the same thing with just about any random newspaper website.

http://foxnewscomments.com/

Half of those comments are from cods.

Just the racist ones.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:30 pm

cap · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:31 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEsw8T9mlFc

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:37 pm

I laughed like a 6 year old at that shit every time

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:42 pm

Ya, that *might* be inappropriate

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:37 pm

No one else notice how screwed up her face is?

Cledus · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:14 pm

what is am are, face?

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

she also stole freddy krueger's sweater.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:49 am

Cledus wrote:

what is am are, face?

She seems to suffer from the same thing Chinese chicks do with their crotches.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

morons
http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product. ... &page=next

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

that took a second, but

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:06 pm

"wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, that's so dumb"

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

http://deadspin.com/5744964/pigs-will-e ... -your-butt

shit and fart stories

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

fruitdog wrote:

http://deadspin.com/5744964/pigs-will-eat-the-poop-right-out-of-your-butt

shit and fart stories

I like that there's a story that starts with "I played the tuba in marching band in high school, which pretty much exactly sums up what kind of fat loser I was."

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Fuck you too, shitty movie lover!

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Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

You just crossed the line MFer! :mad:

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

George Romero ain't shit.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I wanted to say something about a famous tuba player who sucks, but according to Wikipedia, there are no famous tuba players. :dunno:

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

fruitdog wrote:

http://deadspin.com/5744964/pigs-will-eat-the-poop-right-out-of-your-butt

shit and fart stories

They should make that a regular feature like Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure History.

Cledus · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:44 am

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:10 am

You never really read poop stories from a female perspective, but then most women seem to have a very complex relationship with their bowels. I can't say I really want the gory details but I've always been puzzled by the volume of tp they see fit to using--I mean, that's an expensive toiltetry item and commodes do clog. It's also weird that a woman can politely defecate in silence, but rattle the foundation when they urinate. It seems like I heard once that women teach girls to wipe away from the vagina, and I'm all for that but I just can't imagine putting that motion into practice in my own life. To me, wiping towards the balls just seems natural.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:09 pm

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fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

http://www.jesusdressup.com/starwars

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or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:43 pm

Both are glorious, fruit. Congrats on winning today.

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