Hoob's Olympic Hate Thread

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:00 pm

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Holy crap, the whole announcement team for figure skating is balling over the married couple from china.

Whoa now, I can get into the winter games, but only pickle-chuggers watch figure skating.

whatever. it's a beautiful thing.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I see that viewership is up quite a bit over the last winter games in Turin.

No matter how many people watch them, there will always be one hater:

Hoob.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:08 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Holy crap, the whole announcement team for figure skating is balling over the married couple from china.

Whoa now, I can get into the winter games, but only pickle-chuggers watch figure skating.

whatever. it's a beautiful thing.

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Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:59 pm

whoa. extreme fagfest tonight with the men's short program ice skating. We're talking Kurt from "Glee" flamboyant. Crazy man.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Is it know-a-character-from-Glee gay?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:24 pm

bigboy wrote:

Is it know-a-character-from-Glee gay?

If you're not watching Glee, you're gay. It's one of the best shows on television.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Is it know-a-character-from-Glee gay?

If you're not watching Glee, you're gay. It's one of the best shows on television.

I'm having a hard time accepting this newer, faggier gam.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:57 am

All this criticism coming from reality show loving fags? what. evah.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:59 am

Sweet Greggo wrote:

:shock: whoa. extreme fagfest tonight with the men's short program ice skating. We're talking Kurt from "Glee" flamboyant. Crazy man.

these guys are powerfull athletes. Look at their glutes closely. T

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:13 am

This bit is stupid.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Welp, Lindsay Jacobellis didn't win again, but at least she didn't lose by doing a stupid flip while leading this time.

Story

“I do so many competitions a year,” Jacobellis said, coming in for an interview more than an hour after the race. “It’s unfortunate the rest of the world only sees this race, or four years ago. So I guess I don’t have a great track record for the general public.”

It's the only time I've ever heard my wife call a female a dumbass.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:39 pm

I like the gal.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:49 pm

jim jack wrote:

Welp, Lindsay Jacobellis didn't win again, but at least she didn't lose by doing a stupid flip while leading this time.

Story

“I do so many competitions a year,” Jacobellis said, coming in for an interview more than an hour after the race. “It’s unfortunate the rest of the world only sees this race, or four years ago. So I guess I don’t have a great track record for the general public.”

It's the only time I've ever heard my wife call a female a dumbass.

good. that was boring stuff that was interrupting my men's figure skating

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:01 pm

There were some sweet wipeouts in the chick's downhill. One fat girl got so much air she landed in Washington.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:11 pm

those were good wipe out.s

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Sweet Greggo wrote:

There were some sweet wipeouts in the chick's downhill. One fat girl got so much air she landed in Washington.

Videos at Deadspin: http://tv.gawker.com/5474312/three-women-skiers-go-down-hard-at-the-olympics

I'm assuming you're talking about the second one. They said she flew 190 feet in the air.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:19 pm

Yeah, that second one was awesome. The faceplant was cool, too.

Rockme · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:55 pm **Posts:** 930

bigboy wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

There were some sweet wipeouts in the chick's downhill. One fat girl got so much air she landed in Washington.

Videos at Deadspin: http://tv.gawker.com/5474312/three-women-skiers-go-down-hard-at-the-olympics

I'm assuming you're talking about the second one. They said she flew 190 feet in the air.

First guy on the scene of the accident doesn't check on the big thigh chick but picks up her skis, nice.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:07 am

I was watching some kind of speed skating relay last night. It was very confusing when they would pass it off to the next guy, because there were 8 dudes in a tiny space. I was impressed they didn't crash. It was okay, but it seems like it's impossible to pass someone, so if you don't get in the lead in those first 3 seconds, you are screwed.

cap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:11 am

or somesuch wrote:

I was watching some kind of speed skating relay last night. It was very confusing when they would pass it off to the next guy, because there were 8 dudes in a tiny space. I was impressed they didn't crash. It was okay, but it seems like it's impossible to pass someone, so if you don't get in the lead in those first 3 seconds, you are screwed.

the italians crashed

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

The Musers mentioned that American Idol beat the Olympics in ratings. Grin.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

American Idol beating ANYTHING in the ratings should depress the ever-lovin' shit outta you.

cap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:19 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

American Idol beating ANYTHING in the ratings should depress the ever-lovin' shit outta you.

America are idiots

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:24 am

AI was good last night. Might be the most talented bunch ever.

cap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:30 am

TerdFerguson wrote:

AI was good last night. Might be the most talented bunch ever.

fag

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

TerdFerguson wrote:

AI was good last night. Might be the most talented bunch ever.

I'm pulling for the long haired guitar-playing dude from Ft. Worth.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

American Idol beating ANYTHING in the ratings should depress the ever-lovin' shit outta you.

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Was anybody really expecting something different? This isn't really much of a grin-worthy, vengence-filled victory, is it?

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

No, but the Olympics are doing pretty well otherwise-

The 26.4 million average viewers for the first five nights of the Vancouver Games is the most for a non-U.S. Winter Olympics since the tabloid-fueled 1994 Lillehammer Games (38.1 million). The 26.4 million is nearly five million more and 22 percent higher than the average viewership of the first five nights from Torino in 2006 (21.6 million).

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:52 am

cap wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

I was watching some kind of speed skating relay last night. It was very confusing when they would pass it off to the next guy, because there were 8 dudes in a tiny space. I was impressed they didn't crash. It was okay, but it seems like it's impossible to pass someone, so if you don't get in the lead in those first 3 seconds, you are screwed.

the italians crashed

Not during the rotation part, which is what I was speaking about, idiot.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:53 am

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

American Idol beating ANYTHING in the ratings should depress the ever-lovin' shit outta you.

America are idiots

I hope this was intentional.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Tit Whistle wrote:

American Idol beating ANYTHING in the ratings should depress the ever-lovin' shit outta you.

Agreed. I'd start an Idol hate thread, but that would mean having to watch some of that show.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:45 pm

jim jack wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

American Idol beating ANYTHING in the ratings should depress the ever-lovin' shit outta you.

Agreed. I'd start an Idol hate thread, but that would mean having to watch some of that show.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:18 pm

Ichabod wrote:

TerdFerguson wrote:

AI was good last night. Might be the most talented bunch ever.

I'm pulling for the long haired guitar-playing dude from Ft. Worth.

Now only is that dude going to win, he can get just about any trim he wants. He has it made.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Can we talk about something a little less gay, like men's figure skating?

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Tit Whistle wrote:

Can we talk about something a little less gay, like men's figure skating?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:40 pm

jim jack wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Can we talk about something a little less gay, like men's figure skating?

Finals tonight! Go Johnny!

cap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:41 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

Can we talk about something a little less gay, like men's figure skating?

so do you think you need a quad to win the gold?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:44 pm

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Can we talk about something a little less gay, like men's figure skating?

so do you think you need a quad to win the gold?

Not if you stick the triple sow cow.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

snowboarding chicks = hot

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:58 pm

Tit Whistle wrote:

snowboarding chicks = hot

None of them are as beautiful as Johnny Weir.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

snowboarding chicks = hot

what about snowballing chicks?

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