last night was magical. Evan Lysacek won the US a gold in mens figure skating for the first time in 22 years. You couldn't help but be a little more prouder to be American.

So, the South Koreans hate us because of Ohno?

I had no idea, nor did I care.

Well we hate them for Yoko Ono, so it balances out.

we hate them for having to defend their pansy asses from the mean ol' North Gooks. Ohno? ohYES!

They make good phone stuff.

You mean gook phone stuff.

And use a rubber

I wonder how many of the 100,000 condoms are used for faggotry. And what figure skater screwed the Swedish hockey team.

My guess is Tanya Harding screwed the hockey team along with most everyone else.

A bunch of hot chicks are in curling.

I thought of her, too. Or maybe Nicole Bobek.

OOOO!! NASTY faceplant on the women's super g... damn!

My wife is cussing up a storm about a short track race. Short track really got me to hating the Olympics. They cheat. Judges sometimes disqualify people but aren't even in their judgments. So I hate it. Unlike NASCAR, it's not even worth watching for the wrecks.

Let's not suck Apolo Ohno's dick too much over this 7th medal. While any medal is an impressive achievement, this douche only managed 2 gold out the 7. Bonnie Blair may have only earned 6 medals, but 5 were gold, so I'm giving her scoreboard. He's the Atlanta Braves of the Olympics.

I like the rule where you get to advance from a heat if you crash just so long as you're in the hunt when you crash. What the fuck? I would find a way to get run into in every heat leading up to the final just to save my energy. One of the chick short track races ended up with 8 people in the final. It looked like a damn demolition derby.

AMEN. And one of the golds was when the guy that won gold was disqualified for getting in his way. Ohno threw his hands in the air like he had his mother insulted and the judges bought it.

why do you two hate america?

Ohno's a douche. He looked like he was trying just to medal. That's one thing I don't understand about the Olympics. They're all happy just medaling. You don't see the Colts pumped about coming in 2nd place.

Also, I agree with y'all on the speed skating. I was watching a relay and two of the teams crashed. They determined it was one teams fault, so the other team got to move on to the next round. I thought to myself "I wonder how they're gonna determine which of the other 4 teams doesn't get to move on", but apparently all 5 got to race. Whatever.

I'm actually looking forward to the US/Canada hockey game today.

That empty netter by Kelser at the end of the game is one the best goals I've seen in a while.

The Dutch female curlers like to get naked.

This post is pointless without pics.

The guy on the radio that called it sounded like Dick Hicks calling an SMU touchdown.

nice nips

She's not Chinese.

the one on the side is a mole

Hee hee.

awesome

game on!!!!

Hey Google [bot], what do you think of the game so far?

sweet jesus, we're going into overtime!!@!#

What a great tournament.

That was a blast!

It can't end fast enough for this old man.

raising the 4th arm in the closing ceremonies = geeenyus!

Hey, I see that the U.S. won the 4-man bob competition? That's damn cool. Seriously, we won a real winter Olympics sport? That's great.

In other news, I got into trouble with my wife for singing "Eff Canada" while "O Canada" was being sung.

:shrug:

And what I mean by real Olympic sport:

X Games crap doesn't count. They are lower than ice dancing and curling.

You'd like the driver of the USA1, hoob. He's built like me.

My wife called me in to see the highlights. I giggled when I saw them. I wonder what effect that NASCAR's Geoff Bodine had on this effort. He was goofing around with bobsled technology 15 years ago.