Guess who has a penis and is going to see Yu pitch tonight???

ME! (barely)

Welp. 6-2 is still a good start.

I think it's obvious I am Yu's good luck charm.

No gif of Elvis throwing out Victor Martinez? I realize it was Victor Martinez, but it was still incredible.

tough crowd

So Wash is starting Garcia at second today. 3 games in and Profar has played once. Go fuck yourself, Ron.

And it's not like Garcia is some veteran with skins on the wall, he's 22 years old. Washington is the worst.

I hope Ross Wolf strikes out 9 A's today so we might see the headline Wolf K's 9.

Profar's played twice, but I still agree with the sentiment. Why bring him up? He doesn't need a day off.

Only 80 degrees yesterday and I got cooked. That fucking stadium is an oven.

Good job, Greggo. Hearing TAG's voice after that play made me laugh like a Hoob Hyena.

They need to get serious

I can't quit watching that, and I can't quit laughing at it.

Wash is on pace to play Elvis 159 games and Beltre 162. That dumb motherfucker hasn't learned anything from last year.

"Tue, Jun 4
Rangers general manager Jon Daniels said Monday that the club plans to discuss a way to keep Jurickson Profar in the majors after Ian Kinsler (rib cage) returns from the disabled list.Advice: It was assumed that Profar would head right back down to the minors when Kinsler is ready, but his strong play has the Rangers reconsidering. "If it's going to be once a week, you don't want him sitting around doing that," said Daniels. "Something we're going to talk about is whether there's an opportunity to get him in the mix and get some guys off their feet." Profar, 20, is hitting .324 (12-for-37) with two home runs, one double and six RBI in 10 games since being called up from the minors.More: Fort Worth Star-Telegram (Rotoworld.com)



With Nellie getting suspended ...

I'm really starting to hate that stupid knifer.

He makes some of the worst pitching decisions late in games.

he is the worst and nobody calls him on his shit. do something fraley or grant!

Good grief. The jackasses attacking Evan Grant, Jamey Newburg, and Adam Morris (of Lone Star Ball) on Twitter all need a baseball bat uppercut to the nuts.

What happened? I can't stand any of them.

Looks like Newberg just wrote an attention seeking piece to tell us he's taking a break from writing.

I got tired of him telling us how much better than us he is, because he listens to the radio broadcast even though he can't sync it up. He even made the comparison that we weren't allowed to complain about Wash putting in Ortiz over Ross (the lesser pitcher over the better pitcher) if we listened to Grieve/Busby over Nadel/Hicks (the lesser broadcast team, even though Hicks SUCKS). And his constant telling us how Beltre was his #favorite player the first year he was here before everyone else liked him. Who cares? I unfollowed him a long time ago. He is a good writer though.

I don't care for Newburg or Grant but the lonestar ball guy doesn't bother me too much.

He's definitely the most tolerable of the three. I enjoy his takes on baseball only.

He seems like an ass but I usually agree with him baseball wise

All three have their issues, but at least they have some bit of intelligence in what they write.

The Twitter attackers don't come close to having any. Maybe that's my problem. Twitter.

It has to be frustrating because one idiot will call you an apoligist and some idiot will call you a hater over the same tweet. Evan Grant really does suck tho. He voted Mike Young for MVP for fucks sake.

Newberg takes a lot of shit for not being a big Murphy fan and I don't get that. He's not as hard on Murphy as he should be. He's become a little more hawty and dickish on Twitter this season, but I think that's a symptom of the medium. For every tweet he responds to with snark, there's a probably a dozen "u sucksors" tweets that he ignores. He gives Wash an unbelievable free pass and disappears from Twitter when Wash does something stupid.

Adam Morris is a dick, but his "no, you're wrong" responses to the knee jerking make me laugh. He takes an equal amount of shit about liking Kinsler.

Evan Grant is terrible. I lost any faith I ever had in him with the Young for MVP vote.

3 things that I regularly read on Twitter and Facebook from KVIL Ranger fans that tell me they have no baseball iq:

1. Murphy is an every day player.
2. Gentry is an every day player.
3. Kinsler sucks.
Honorable metion: Elvis is overrated and overpaid.

on all your points

I'm probably too hard on Newberg, but he just oozes "I'm a bigger Rangers fan than you" lately. I agree with him on Murph. I was all about trading him when his value was "high" after last year.

I admittedly can't stand Adam Morris not because he's a dick, but because his non baseball related tweets drive me insane - case in point (and I'm probably butchering this): "Watching Tim Duncan makes me wonder what the Mavs could have been had they not traded their pick that year for Eric Montross." I don't deny the trade was bad, but what does that have to do with watching Tim Duncan. They weren't getting Duncan. Ron Mercer went in their original spot.

Evan Grant has a bag.

Grant is the Rangers' version of Mickey.

and he breathes heavy on the air