die in a fire

This is why Gam is a douche. Fuck off and die.

You guys are touchy about your baseball.

See? He causes strife.

strife! ah!

Burnett's got some shit going tonight. It looks like the ball is breaking a foot on some pitches. I don't think there will be a repeat of last night.

I thought you didn't watch baseball.

I thought all you did was read comic books.

see ya, Pedro. Go build a cake now, fucker.

Yay! Chan Ho Park's in!

*smacks forehead*

bullshit call. Ball bounced.

Continuing the stellar post-season umpiring. Howard never even faked that he caught it.

double play, bitches.

poop.

Nice win.

^was nervous^

Maybe a little.

Why is Ozzie Guillen doing commentary when no one can understand what he's saying?

probably has more cum in his throat than Vbear.

All I could hear when he was talking was "Beisbol bin veddy veddy gud to me."

go Yanks.

yes, the Phillies need a warning. Third time ARod's been hit?

Sabbathia had meh all scerred with two guys on base, and no outs. *whew*

It's been his most consistent way of getting on base so far.

Sabathia looks like he is ready to collapse into a heap of cardiac arrest. How can you be that fat and still be considered an athlete? Baseball pitchers = million dollar bowlers.

Joba = gettin' the joba done!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

and the fucking second I submitted that, the fucker gives up a homerun.
Fuck me running.

Phillies = done.

Since noone else besides Tit will do this, I will.
Go Yankees! Good win, ya east coast fuckers.

Shit, I had no idea youse guys were watching the game. Tomorrow is a dilemma: They're going for the win but the kids have a softball doubleheader and a soccer game at the same time. Looks like I'm gonna have to be a bad dad.

yer kids are still young enough to lie to, and have 'em believe you.

if the Yankees win tomorrow, then it just shows how pussified the Phillies are.

No need to lie. They've seen me disappear into meh sideroom for half of October. I've actually thrown them out for messing with the feng shui of baseball watching.

btw, baseball in HD = very kickass.
So clear that I could see how stupid Werth's weird soulpatch looked reflicted.

I've never paid much attention to Philly fans before, but it only took 1 game for me to hate them. Love their surrender towels. If your fan base needs a gimmick like that, your fan base sucks.

You could see all the grease in his hair too.

did you catch 'em yelling "CC sucks"?

That city just sucks ass.

Yeah, that was creative. My favorite was after the Yanks won Game 2, one of the papers up there had the headline "Yanks Avoid Sweep". Some other sportswriter called for beaning A-Rod tonight. I hope they all cry tomorrow.

yeh, love that those dickheads hit ARod three times. Keep doing it, fuckers, it's making him produce in the post season, finally.