Opening day / Rangers season thread

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:39 am

He still deserved it over Dustin Pedroia and Millwood deserved it over Wakefield. But Hamilton didn't deserve it. And honestly, I really don't give a shit anyway.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:07 am

or somesuch wrote:

He still deserved it over Dustin Pedroia and Millwood deserved it over Wakefield. But Hamilton didn't deserve it. And honestly, I really don't give a shit anyway.

so, why the bitching?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:21 am

So now making comments = bitching?

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:21 am

I'm sorry.

vbear · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:38 am

or somesuch wrote:

He still deserved it over Dustin Pedroia and Millwood deserved it over Wakefield. But Hamilton didn't deserve it. And honestly, I really don't give a shit anyway.

Amen. Who really cares about the All Star game anyway?

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

BUT BUT THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:10 pm

Mallard Toss wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

BUT BUT THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

The outcome will determine whether the Rangers have homefield advantage for the World Series.

Cap's boys Pedroia and Wakefield better not mess this shit up!

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:52 pm

or somesuch wrote:

Mallard Toss wrote:

fruitdog wrote:

BUT BUT THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

The outcome will determine whether the Rangers have homefield advantage for the World Series.

Cap's boys Pedroia and Wakefield better not mess this shit up!

*looks at standings*

:babyarm:

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Yay. I nearly went to bed because it didn't look good for Nip and the Rangers. Then Lackey fell apart and the Rangers won.

This guy looks to me like he needs to go through Nolan's conditioning program.

Hoob.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

It was pretty obvious early on in CJ's appearance that he wasn't gonna make it even though he did get two outs on the M's. Dang it.

Hoob.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Nice bounceback win last night. Feldman once again goes at least 6. He is as steady a pitcher the Rangers have had since Helling in the late 90s.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Nice bounceback win last night. Feldman once again goes at least 6. He is as steady a pitcher the Rangers have had since Helling in the late 90s.

You got a lotta nerve posting over here.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Nice bounceback win last night. Feldman once again goes at least 6. He is as steady a pitcher the Rangers have had since Helling in the late 90s.

You got a lotta nerve posting over here.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Stu wrote:

Nice bounceback win last night. Feldman once again goes at least 6. He is as steady a pitcher the Rangers have had since Helling in the late 90s.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:00 pm

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:55 pm

Man, I like Josh Lewin more than most, but the 2-3 weeks before and after the all-star break are a beating. All-Star Nelson Cruz. Hamilton making his 2nd all-star start. All-star vs. all-star. The Rangers have had some big all-star moments in the last 5 years. SHUT UP!

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

He overdoes everything. It's the Josh way. And it's annoying.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

I missed the game today, but the box score looks like it was all or nothing style of hitting again.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

That series was difficult to watch. Mark Holtz would have summed it up by saying, ouch.

If I was the opposition and Holland was pitching, I'd bunt down the first base line a lot. He falls way off the mound toward third and can't cover first even if he reacts immediately. If Hoob noticed it, other teams have, too.

That being said, I'd have him starting over Nippert.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

By the way, if you want to see a gaggle of dumbasses, look at the comments on the Dallas Morning News website. Wow.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:59 am

Cruz will win tonight. you heard it here first

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Pujols will crush him and everyone else.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Pujols will crush him and everyone else.

He just ate a bowl of steroids for breakfast.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Pujols will crush him and everyone else.

He just ate a bowl of steroids for breakfast.

Dude, he's clean. He's just using a corked bat.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Pujols will crush him and everyone else.

He just ate a bowl of steroids for breakfast.

Dude, he's clean. He's just using a corked bat.

The cork is infused with HGH.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Pujols will crush him and everyone else.

He just ate a bowl of steroids for breakfast.

Dude, he's clean. He's just using a corked bat.

The cork is infused with HGH.

I heard he bought it from Rudy.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Pujols will crush him and everyone else.

He just ate a bowl of steroids for breakfast.

Dude, he's clean. He's just using a corked bat.

The cork is infused with HGH.

I heard he bought it from Rudy.

No. He doesn't strike out that much.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:06 pm

our mexican > their mexicans

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

HR derby = boring
Chris Berman = beating
But then, I'm not saying anything everyone didn't already know.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Joe Morgan is as big a beating as Berman.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Joe Morgan is as big a beating as Berman.

Joe Morgan is pretty great. I know because he told me he is.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Joe Morgan is as big a beating as Berman.

Joe Morgan is pretty great. I know because he told me he is.

This is about as bad as watching Xanadu.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Joe Morgan is as big a beating as Berman.

Joe Morgan is pretty great. I know because he told me he is.

This is about as bad as watching Xanadu.

It's on, but I'm not paying attention to it. Someone needs to hit about 20 in a row to save this.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu wrote:

Joe Morgan is as big a beating as Berman.

Joe Morgan is pretty great. I know because he told me he is.

This is about as bad as watching Xanadu.

It's on, but I'm not paying attention to it. Someone needs to hit about 20 in a row to save this.

backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Fielder will tire himself out, Cruz will win, and you lucky so-and-so's will get to listen to Josh Lewin refer to "Home Run Derby Champ Nelson Cruz" for the rest of the season.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I'm not watching it because of Berman and the problem that it takes about twice as long as the actual game.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Berman is a whip no matter what sport he's calling. F him. I hope some Persian bitch takes him out, too.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Tit Whistle wrote:

Fielder will tire himself out, Cruz will win, and you lucky so-and-so's will get to listen to Josh Lewin refer to "Home Run Derby Champ Nelson Cruz" for the rest of the season.

Either way he is "All Star Nelson Cruz".

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I wonder if Chargers fans make fun of Josh for doing this stuff. Cause you know he does it on their games, too.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Berman is a whip no matter what sport he's calling. F him. I hope some Persian bitch takes him out, too.

He needs some Chantix.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Berman is a whip no matter what sport he's calling. F him. I hope some Persian bitch takes him out, too.

x 50.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Sweet jebus. It's over.

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