Looks like you guys were lucky enough to get Bad Joba tonight.

Not one ball hit hard in that inning, but 5 runs.

Chris Davis with a 1B, BB and 2 runs scored.

Fruit just texted me from the future and said Millwood will blow this lead, so feel free to change it to Big Brother.

Chad Gaudin? This is gonna get ugly.

Shit that was close.

The Rangers used up a lot of luck in that inning.

I don't get why the fuck Swisher was bunting. Yeah, I get what happens if he lays it down, but guys are hitting the shit outta the ball. Let him swing away.

And Josh Lewin's on meh shitlist again. Tag at least knew how close that was and how the Rangers dodged a bullet. He seemed kinda disgusted they almost let that one get away. Josh pee-pee'd himself when Young caught a friggin' pop-up. I hope he gets raped by some mafia goombahs tonight on his way back to the hotel.

I was too busy losing a softball double header to watch the game tonight. I listened to the first 5 innings. Sounds like Davis looks like a different player, and Feliz was not scared of the Yankees.

I didn't know the Jacksox were still playing. How many times did you yell?

HEY, my name's stu and I like to come on here and talk about the softball I'm playing without you fags. Oh, and BTW 3-4 with 5 RBI so suck it.

I only went 3-5 last night with a walk and 2 rbi and a double. geez

Someone set up the team for fall ball in Richardson. Coach Fruit, handle it.

it's actually somey's job

Take this to the Jacksox forum.

no shit, wtf is up with that.

Jason Jennings is not very good.

When I saw they were bringing him in, I knew the game was over.

Jason Jennings designated for assignment.

Hooray

When Hoob says to cut someone, JD listens.

time to blow this thing up

Dang. The red shoes are about to win a series in NY. Come on Frankie. Relax. Get two more outs.

I'm already chilling out.

The Rangers do not fear the sucky new Yankee stadium.

They can't all have whiffle ball fields to distract kids from the bad product on the field.

yes it is bad.....BAD ASS!

How are your Cubs doing this year?

I can't until the Rangers play the Yankees in the first round. Revenge will be ours.

Revenge for what?

Typical Yankee fan. Those playoff loses in the 90's dillhole!!

Oh. Well, good luck with all that.

I hope the Yankees, Angels, and Red Sox all come down with a horrible yeast infection today.

Feldman does it again, goes to 14-4. However, he only struck out 2, so it must be a fluke.

Sunday doesn't look good for the Rangers. Millwood is pitching, and the Twins are his kryptonite.

Feldman really gutted it out. Feliz looked like a junk ball pitcher and still dominated.

Cruz's reward for hitting the go ahead homer? Borbon giving him a hemorrhoid exam. Wish I hadn't seen that.

Wilson=fag.

Looks like football season is in full swing.

Not so fast, whippersnapper. The Rangers are coming back tonight.

I may not be old and decrepit, but I know an ass kicking when I see it.

Well, fuck me with a 70's style water sprinkler. They catch back up from a 10 run deficit only to fart and fall down like that. Dumbasses.

Someone needs to fix the leaking ship.

Welp, time to get ready for football.