Opening day / Rangers season thread

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:44 am

Went to the game last night and after the 3rd inning decided to go get hammered in that bar behind home plate. They started making a comeback and I thought it was due to the number of Crowns I was ordering. I ain't feeling so hot today. Of course a late night trip to ihop didn't help matters.

vbear · **Posted:** Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:47 am

or somesuch wrote:

Welp, time to get ready for football.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Only 14 wins away from 86.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

vbear wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Welp, time to get ready for football.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Let's see if Knoxie interviews the drunks singing, "O'Day....O'Day." They are annoying and funny at the same time.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:01 am

Big thumbs up to the "O'day" chant.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

I got a kick out of it.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:21 am

my 4 year old and I were doin the chant...good stuff. We're hoping for a "dutch oven" chant.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:24 am

It only takes one to move millions.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:47 am

I think Bono said that.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:41 am

VBF wrote:

I think Bono said that.

No he said I got you babe.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:11 am

he said it to a tree :violin:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

too soon

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:27 pm

They all say
Our love won't last
Look out, that tree
Is coming up real fast

:robot:

?

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:06 pm

you're "bark"ing up the wrong tree

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

You guys should just leaf it alone.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:22 pm

I was gonna axe that very same question

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I was hoping you'd branch out in a different direction.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:01 pm

I bet you wish I wood.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I was rooting for it.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:01 pm

I bet you were lumbering for me to do that weren't you?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Yes, but my efforts were trunkated.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:25 pm

well then let's re"kindle" the issue

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I'll log it in meh journal.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

These last few posts have really splintered off from the original topic.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:04 pm

I'm stumped..

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

So when do the Rangers play Oakland again?

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Diello wrote:

These last few posts have really splintered off from the original topic.

Sometimes that happens when Tit is at the helm.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

All these

s are sapping my life force.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:25 pm

I'm trying to "stick" to task

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

These

jokes leave me pining for the old days on the forum.

VBF · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:41 pm

I wonder what people are doing in Mesquite?

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

These have been some solid 'posts'

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Ballgame. Fortunately that last ball was a line drive hit or it would have been another Frankie Blown Save.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Shocker Hamilton is hurt. Probably has a knot in his back.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:50 am

Just when I thought it was over, they come dragging me back in.

vbear · **Posted:** Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:28 am

This team has balls.

VBF · **Posted:** Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 am

they need hotter chicks reporting during the game. The dark headed chick is a waste, and Dana LArsen has a neck like a giraffe.....the Taliban would love her.

cap · **Posted:** Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 am

yes. they're all men

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

VBF wrote:

they need hotter chicks reporting during the game. The dark headed chick is a waste, and Dana LArsen has a neck like a giraffe.....the Taliban would love her.

Don't you go talking bad about my Emily Jones.

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