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Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Red Sox have not scored a run in 24 innings. This gives me happy pants.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Josh and Tom don't seem so bad after listening to yesterday's announcer crew.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Herding cows the size of Schnauzers but they're cattle.

I think I was humming that all day yesterday and I just saw that commercial again. Rats.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Oh, look, the Rangers just went from first to third on a single. Take that, Eric Karros.

After seeing Abreu's screwup in right, I've decided that the Angels don't play very good fundamental ball against the Rangers. The last time they played in Texas they ran themselves into dumb outs and didn't do a lot of little things correctly.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I love the Rangers.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:09 pm

jim jack wrote:

I love the Rangers.

Go Yankees.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I love posting 10 posts to the wrong thread. It's what I do best.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Yankees and red sox only took an hour to get through two innings. Lightning fast game.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Stu wrote:

Yankees and red sox only took an hour to get through two innings. Lightning fast game.

And no scoring. They score less than I do.

:rimshot:

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

A four game sweep by the Yankees. Take that, Red Sox nation newbies.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

You're tied for the wild card, Rangers fans. You're welcome.

Stu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:36 pm **Posts:** 3832

Do the yankees take a curtain call after every hit?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:19 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

You're tied for the wild card, Rangers fans. You're welcome.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Stu wrote:

Do the yankees take a curtain call after every hit?

It's because they have the best fans in baseball.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

I'm gonna go join a baptist church and rededicate my life to Christ. Apparently you get off the hook for alot of shit if you're a born again.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

jim jack wrote:

Stu wrote:

Do the yankees take a curtain call after every hit?

It's because they have the best fans in baseball.

cap · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:19 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

You're tied for the wild card, Rangers fans. You're welcome.

bitter sweet

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

You're tied for the wild card, Rangers fans. You're welcome.

bitter sweet

When you root for every team, every victory is bittersweet.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Tit Whistle wrote:

cap wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

You're tied for the wild card, Rangers fans. You're welcome.

bitter sweet

When you root for every team, every victory is bittersweet.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:50 pm

Fuck Tampa and fuck the Angels

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

TerdFerguson wrote:

Fuck Tampa and fuck the Angels

Really. What is the deal with these teams that can't beat them?

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:02 am

I'm in a bad mood. Got not sleep last night due to a newborn who thinks it's fun to play at 3:00am and the US lost to Mexico. I like Mexico cuz of ancestry and shit but I'm American and and I was rooting for the US.

cap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:05 am

TerdFerguson wrote:

I'm in a bad mood. Got not sleep last night due to a newborn who thinks it's fun to play at 3:00am and the US lost to Mexico. I like Mexico cuz of ancestry and shit but I'm American and and I was rooting for the US.

^good immigrant^

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:19 am

cap wrote:

^good immigrant^

^thinks he can root for Mexico because he's been there^

cap · **Posted:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:32 am

or somesuch wrote:

cap wrote:

^good immigrant^

^thinks he can root for Mexico because he's been there^

and my wife is a half one

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

is it football season yet?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Could she use a tortilla as a yarmulke?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:39 pm

fruitdog wrote:

is it football season yet?

soon, big fella. very, very soon. :babyarm:

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Greatest walkoff celebration ever or an unsportsmanlike travesty? You decide.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:42 pm

Not very cricket.

fruitdog · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:09 am **Posts:** 6504

Tit Whistle wrote:

Greatest walkoff celebration ever or an unsportsmanlike travesty? You decide.

if that's the prince fielder everyone falls down bit then I loved it

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:00 pm

I have no problem with it. Why is baseball so hung up on not celebrating or you'll get a fastball in the ear? Shouldn't have grooved him one idiot.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

TerdFerguson wrote:

I have no problem with it. Why is baseball so hung up on not celebrating or you'll get a fastball in the ear? Shouldn't have grooved him one idiot.

I thought it was funny as hell. If the other team didn't like it, they should try to suck less.

TerdFerguson · **Posted:** Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:31 pm

The game was over too. I could kind of see if it was the 7th inning or something but they should have been walking off the field as losers by that point anyway.

We need to get a baseball GNO planned so I can see some of you sheds.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Stu, buy a shitload of tickets to a Rangers game.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

Stu, buy a shitload of tickets to a Rangers game.

in, until he buys 'em, then out.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Ted Williams's head used for batting practice

If this happened to a Yankee, I'd be appalled. But Ted was a Red Sox, so it's funny.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:20 pm

Mark McGuire is the Cards new hitting coach? What's the daily workout like?

Step 1: Take steroids.
Step 2: Hit a shitload of home runs.
Step 3: Plead the 5th to congress.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

He'll be the only hitting coach to go on the DL for muscle pulls.

cap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:41 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Mark McGuire is the Cards new hitting coach? What's the daily workout like?

Step 1: Take steroids.
Step 2: Hit a shitload of home runs.
Step 3: Plead the 5th to congress.

that's not fair.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

cap wrote:

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Mark McGuire is the Cards new hitting coach? What's the daily workout like?

Step 1: Take steroids.
Step 2: Hit a shitload of home runs.
Step 3: Plead the 5th to congress.

that's not fair.

You do realize which forum you're on don't you?

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Tit Whistle wrote:

He'll be the only hitting coach to go on the DL for muscle pulls.

I love you.

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