I don't give a shit what you Yankees haters say, I'm rooting for 'em.
Philadelphia blows as a city. F 'em. Too bad the muslims didn't blow that shit town up.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-pad ... 3364.story

Padilla shot in "hunting accident". Something smells about this.

Sounds like a normal day for Padilla.

gangrene?

a mexican around guns firing. Yeh, that's some odd shit there.

He was hunting with Chaney.

Does this mean that Michael Jackson also fooled around with corked bats?

Could Mark McGuire actually get whiter?

What?

Try "McGwire". Spare me the pseudo-witticism retort.

wait. That didn't make sense.

Posts like that are gonna lead to Retort Reform.

Pardon the misspelling.

One of the rumors surrounding Sosa is that the steroids he took are causing his vitiligo. If you've ever seen "McGwire" you'd know that he is one pasty Irish dude. It really wasn't a stretch to comment on that, but I didn't factor in the ignorance of the fat comic book readin' dork. I'll try to make my future comments dipshit friendly so everyone can join in the fun.

I knew what and who you were talking about. It was still stupid and made no sense.

What a day. I made a high school kid cry in class and I caused forum strife.

I wish hoob was my teacher

Is he allowed to post here as a teacher? I feel like some school board members are scouring the forum collecting evidence.

I always fear hoob might get in trouble.

For reading words like fuck or shitstain?

Yes, it could happen.

I just don't want to be subpoenaed someday and have to see you in an orange jump suit with your Hoob beard and receding hairline staring at the floor with embarrassment. You're too good of dude. So far at least.

The Seattle Mariners just woke up with a crazy girl. Yes, she is hot and great in bed, but eventually she'll have a bad day and cut your nuts off. She's not worth it. The ditches are littered with other guys who made the same mistake. But they just couldn't help themselves. Seattle had to try it, too.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AkGmf1v9GBzlITjzqmODMDk5nYcB?slug=sh-bradleymariners121809&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Hoob.

It's the agents, the fucking smooth talking snake oil salesmen and the spineless owners that keep these idiots in the game. Baseball can keep shooting themselves in the nuts for all I care. The owners flushed the game down the toilet back in 94. Fuck them, and fuck the game. I'd rather just watch old reruns of the Babe from the 30s.

Talking about a near miss. The Rangers have slammed on the brakes on the Mike Lowell deal. It was decided that his thumb had too much damage. Thank goodness that this fell through. That guy was great 5 years ago, not so much now.

Now they can overpay for Adrian Beltre.

Is Chan Ho a free agent this year?

I hear Ken Caminiti is just laying there doing nothing.

Whoooops!

your loss

great. I expect an email from Amanda any minute now. Thanks.

next up, the Rangers try to trade for Chan Ho.

Great. Now I get to hear my dad once again tell the story of that young black boy going out and shutting down that other team.

His one appearance at the Ballpark was a great relief appearance by a young Darren Oliver.

Don't loan money to Chad Kreuter

Kreuter had the catching job before Pudge came up from the minors. One time he was hitting in Yankee stadium and the fans were chanting his battering average: oh! eighty-three! oh! eighty-three! He also wore number 7 before Pudge did.

Big Unit Retires

Seagulls breathe a sigh of relief.

I was hoping he'd hang around long enough to get 5000 Ks.

I didn't realize he had 4875. I wish he could have made it to 5000, too.

If he hadn't been so wild his first few years, who knows what he might have ended up with.

He didn't have a 200 inning season til he was 26. His numbers are amazing considering he figured his shit out so late.

Plus he had a great mullet.

Thanks, Mark, but we already knew.