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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:05 pm 
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Trade Moreland while we still can.


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Trade Moreland while we still can.


But he's the only guy left on the roster that the average fan can relate to! :eek:

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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Trade Moreland while we still can.


But he's the only guy left on the roster that the average fan can relate to! :eek:

Just think of the @RangerFBComment twitter gold if they did trade him.


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Fuck Steve Busby for defending Bumgarner. I will call a Ranger out when he's in the wrong (Garza v Sogard, Colby Lewis v Colby Rasmus) but last night Bumgarner was being a bitch. DeShields wasn't flipping a bat to show him up. He was pissed that he popped it up.


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Fuck Steve Busby for defending Bumgarner. I will call a Ranger out when he's in the wrong (Garza v Sogard, Colby Lewis v Colby Rasmus) but last night Bumgarner was being a bitch. DeShields wasn't flipping a bat to show him up. He was pissed that he popped it up.


Yeah I rewound that a couple of times to try to figure out wtf Steve was talking about because SURELY he wasn't taking issue with the bat flip. I just figured maybe DeShields was jawing at Bumfuckner off screen or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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And Bumgarner wasn't pissed about the bat flip. He was pissed about the runs he just gave up.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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When I was going to the game last night I had the hardest time deciding between my three World Series champion shirts. It was such a tough decision.

I imagine those kids in Zimbabwe are enjoying their Rangers championship shirts.

Kiss the rings, bitches.


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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And Bumgarner wasn't pissed about the bat flip. He was pissed about the runs he just gave up.


Agreed. Which makes Busby's reaction even worse.


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I hate Busby which why I typically watch games with the volume down low enough I can barely hear it. I'll still don't understand what was so bad about Lewin.

Oh, and fuck Tanner Scheppers in the ass with a sun baked fire hydrant. It's obvious from who they called up in his place that the alternative isn't much better, but I saw that shit coming last night from a mile away.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Banister the manager must have an itchy trigger finger now because he just pulled Perez in the 9th after only 80 pitches.

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I hate Busby which why I typically watch games with the volume down low enough I can barely hear it. I'll still don't understand what was so bad about Lewin.


Lewin must have almost ran over JD in the parking lot, or something similar.

On MLB.TV they have an option to listen to the radio broadcast or just park noise. It's the bee's knees.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Banister the manager must have an itchy trigger finger now because he just pulled Perez in the 9th after only 80 pitches.


And that almost blew up in this fucking face. Jesus fucking christ.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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:babyarm: Should we tell him the Rangers aren't above .500 yet so he doesn't have to pretend to care?


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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:babyarm: Should we tell him the Rangers aren't above .500 yet so he doesn't have to pretend to care?


:mad: They will be by Wednesday, bitch!

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Home plate ump was squeezing Tolleson last night. Nice job getting out of it, but he had some help from that Altuve swing.


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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:babyarm: Should we tell him the Rangers aren't above .500 yet so he doesn't have to pretend to care?


:mad: They will be by Wednesday, bitch!

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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:babyarm: Should we tell him the Rangers aren't above .500 yet so he doesn't have to pretend to care?


:mad: They will be by Wednesday, bitch!


:cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Gam's back on the bandwagon, fellas.


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Napoli on his way back! Bring back Cruz!


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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The wifey just splooshed.

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THIS. TEAM. SUCKS.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Got an alert on my phone before the game that the Twins were favored to win, o/u was set at 9.

:mad: Suck it, Vegas! Rangers are going all the way this year! wOOt! :fu2:

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That Knoxy... He's such a rascal.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Choo had quite the throw last night. Beltre's been hitting really nice lately. Josh hasn't torn anything enough to keep him out for an extended amount of time. This team might have a little something.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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Hey, super fan, you do realize that Hamilton is going to sit out his 4th straight game today with knee issues, right?

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TR Sullivan ‏@Sullivan_Ranger · 2h2 hours ago
Rangers will decide today if Hamilton needs to go on DL...possibility appears increasing....knee definitely bothering Hamilton a lot


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Hey, super fan, you do realize that Hamilton is going to sit out his 4th straight game today with knee issues, right?


:D Yeah I saw where the Venable trade was to help in the outfield since Josh was apparently going to miss more time. When the MRI came back negative I just figured he was okay.

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 Post subject: Re: Texas Rangers 2015
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rangers are jinxing themselves. Just got an email about playoff tickets.

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Hey, super fan, you do realize that Hamilton is going to sit out his 4th straight game today with knee issues, right?


:D Yeah I saw where the Venable trade was to help in the outfield since Josh was apparently going to miss more time. When the MRI came back negative I just figured he was okay.


Looks like he's just going to pinch hit for the rest of the year. Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.

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Elvis playing well again makes me so happy.

:babyarm: he made that reliever look so stupid.


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Elvis playing well again makes me so happy.

:babyarm: he made that reliever look so stupid.


:babyarm:

I can't stop watching it

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Hey, super fan, you do realize that Hamilton is going to sit out his 4th straight game today with knee issues, right?


:D Yeah I saw where the Venable trade was to help in the outfield since Josh was apparently going to miss more time. When the MRI came back negative I just figured he was okay.


Looks like he's just going to pinch hit for the rest of the year. Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone

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This is going to be a fucking disaster. The only thing that will save it is Prince's bat.

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