I scratched my goatee just now. Itchy.

now my shoulder is itchy.

We don't need you coming over here mocking us with your new threads.

I'm sorry.


*closes door behind self*

notice my normal exit, and not in a ninja-esque puff of smoke.

somey just chastised me in a PM for discouraging posting. Please, post away.

well, now you've rattled me.

I was going for more of a jostle.

you used too much index finger.

That wasn't my finger.

that means that wasn't lube!!

Today as I was using the restroom facilities (#1) at the Amtrak station, a desperate plea in old man voice came from a stall. It said "sir, can you hepme, I'm blind and had to shit and left my cane outside the doe." After I finished I opened the stall and yep, it was an old blind black dude and it smelled like poop. He was feeling abouts for his cane and said where are ya. I pushed the cane towards his hand, didn't hand it to him, cause I didn't know which one he wipes with.

Here's a blind joke: What's worse than raping Helen Keller? Breaking her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Do y'all have any blind people stories?

I feel sorry for Anne Frank. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.