Hello? Hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me

Is there anyone home?

Anyong?

Hello, feller guys.

Hey crackers.

What are your opinions on the George Zimmerman case?

I have a view on the Zimmerman case. How many beers would it take for you to drill Rachel Jeantel?

At my body weight, 10 beers would make me pass out. So for me, I'd say, 11.

I'd Rather be judged by 6, than carried by 6.

i know yours, baiter

I bet you don't.

you thought Ted was guilty...i mean zimmerman

Why do you think I think that?

he knows about your jungle fever.

because you have turned into a lib apparently

I'm not a sheep like you. I claim neither side. I make my decision on every issue based on what I feel is right, not based on a stupid party platform.

I think Zimmerman was guilty of being a prick. Outside of that, I have no idea what happened and neither does anyone else. Based on the Florida law and the lack of evidence to convict him of murder, the jury got it right.

So shut the fuck up.

Based on the evidence the jury made the right decision, but the kid would still be alive if Zimmerman stayed in his car. He made bad decisions that resulted in someone's death. Seems like there should be some sort of punishment for that but I guess technically no laws were broken.

Pfft, whatevs... he was found not guilty cuz 5 of the six jurors were honkeys. It can't be any other reason.

Cap's been a post deleting son of a gun lately.

Hi Somey!

Aren't you a sight for sore eyes.

Last night around 3 am the 9 year old came into our room and crawled into bed, crying. She had a nightmare about a mean girl that was awful to just everyone. She would say mean things to people and then kick them.

I calmed her down and explained to her that she got the last laugh, because when she woke up that mean girl disappeared forever. She giggled and fell asleep.

You are a good dad. My parents would have told me to get the hell back to bed and that they would give me something to cry about.

The wife has been sleeping on the couch so that I can spread out and sleep at a 45* angle. This never happens but my 4yr wondered into our room in the middle of the night and calmly asked where mommy was. I told her she was on the couch and then she asked if she could sleep with me. How could anyone say no to a 4yr old little girl? She was so relieved when I said yes. I try to cherish those moments because a few years down the road when she knows it all and mom dad don't understand what she is going through, I'll miss these moments.

I'll probably be harder on the boy though.

I can already vouch that whether you're trying or not, that happens.

Imagine the camp outs we're gonna have. I say we take them to Camp Meatflap and show them where it all began.

Umm.....

Pain meds

ah.

Kids, have I ever told you the story of "Wood Draggin' Ted", "KAtrina Fruit", "GCM" and "The Crazy Snake Prospector at the gate"?