Who still hangs around this place?

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

Thought I'd drop in and see who is left...took a while to remember my password. Who's dead? Is Sagger still here?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:01 am

Two Sheds died of a heart attack.

Sagger is alive, as far as I know, but doesn't come around these parts.

Gam and TG are trying to keep the forum alive.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:04 am

A massive donation, monetary in nature, was just made to honor the life of Two Sheds, who i'm guessing was an alternate Mallard username.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:14 am

If the forum does die I really enjoyed e-knowing you good people and i'm not joking.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

How much more dough do we need?

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:12 pm

About 400 bucks would be my guess.

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

When did Two Sheds die? And what were his other profile names again?

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

It was almost a year ago when he died. He got booted from here long before that. You know how hard it is to get kicked off this place? You gotta be a real fuckin' asshole. He managed it, though. Here he was known as Mallard Toss. Dunno what other names he had.

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

I knew he was an asshole, couldn't stand him but I was trying to be respectful though since he died. He posted the address of my business and was threatening me publicly for some reason and I had to report him. Wasn't he Spirit of Abby, too? Or was that another asshole?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:06 pm

sneakysnake wrote:

I was trying to be respectful though since he died.

What forum is this?

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:41 pm

Oh and fyi, forum legend has him showing up to your place of business and threatening you with his kung fu master skills.

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

He threatened to but he never did, but I win....I am still alive :fist:

cap · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:57 pm

Mexicans like fireworks. Right , Teri?

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

Tit Whistle wrote:

It was almost a year ago when he died. He got booted from here long before that. You know how hard it is to get kicked off this place? You gotta be a real fuckin' asshole. He managed it, though. Here he was known as Mallard Toss. Dunno what other names he had.

Just curious, how did you guys know that he died if he had been booted already?

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:08 pm

bigboy discovered it through his daily ghoulish ritual of reading the Tarrant County coroner's report.

Cledus · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:55 am

I regularly use the term: "I have left stink nose."

When I said that to my GF, she asked if i was having a stroke. :violin:

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 12:33 pm

or somesuch wrote:

Two Sheds died of a heart attack.

Sagger is alive, as far as I know, but doesn't come around these parts.

Gam and TG are trying to keep the forum alive.

I didn't know MT was also Two Sheds. He was stalking me on FB posing as a hot chick. He was friends with other posteurs so I added him. It didn't take long for him to start spouting on extreme right wing bullshit (my bud Kevin loved him). Then he started personally attacking my wife.

Fuck that guy. I'm glad he's dead. The world is a brighter place without that cancer.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 12:34 pm

Trained Goucho wrote:

A massive donation, monetary in nature, was just made to honor the life of Two Sheds, who i'm guessing was an alternate Mallard username.

for your support

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 12:36 pm

Trained Goucho wrote:

About 400 bucks would be my guess.

Much less than that, I hope. Keep the dream alive!

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 12:38 pm

sneakysnake wrote:

Thought I'd drop in and see who is left...took a while to remember my password. Who's dead? Is Sagger still here?

And then sneak snake goes dancing
Wiggling and a-hissing
Sneaky snake goes dancing
A-giggling and a-kissing
I don't like old sneaky snake
He laughs too much you see
When he goes wiggling through the grass
It tickles his underneath

:robot:

?

Cledus · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:15 pm

Hi Gam.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:16 pm

hi cle!

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Sweet Greggo wrote:

I didn't know MT was also Two Sheds. He was stalking me on FB posing as a hot chick. He was friends with other posteurs so I added him. It didn't take long for him to start spouting on extreme right wing bullshit (my bud Kevin loved him). Then he started personally attacking my wife.

Fuck that guy. I'm glad he's dead. The world is a brighter place without that cancer.

Not lukewarm

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

Cledus wrote:

I regularly use the term: "I have left stink nose."

When I said that to my GF, she asked if i was having a stroke. :violin:

GF? Last time I was around, you were married...

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

Sweet Greggo wrote:

sneakysnake wrote:

Thought I'd drop in and see who is left...took a while to remember my password. Who's dead? Is Sagger still here?

And then sneak snake goes dancing
Wiggling and a-hissing
Sneaky snake goes dancing
A-giggling and a-kissing
I don't like old sneaky snake
He laughs too much you see
When he goes wiggling through the grass
It tickles his underneath

:robot:

?

Cledus · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:52 pm

sneakysnake wrote:

Cledus wrote:

I regularly use the term: "I have left stink nose."

When I said that to my GF, she asked if i was having a stroke. :violin:

GF? Last time I was around, you were married...

She Gone!

cap · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:25 pm

Cledus wrote:

sneakysnake wrote:

Cledus wrote:

I regularly use the term: "I have left stink nose."

When I said that to my GF, she asked if i was having a stroke. :violin:

GF? Last time I was around, you were married...

She Gone!

Sorry, Cle.........................................Uh Paul in uh

bigboy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm **Posts:** 7484

Trained Goucho wrote:

bigboy discovered it through his daily ghoulish ritual of reading the Tarrant County coroner's report.

The only reason I knew it was him was because someone posted his real name and address when he had his last meltdown here and shared other people's info.

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

bigboy wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

bigboy discovered it through his daily ghoulish ritual of reading the Tarrant County coroner's report.

The only reason I knew it was him was because someone posted his real name and address when he had his last meltdown here and shared other people's info.

What was his real name, so I can print his obituary and piss on it

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

sneakysnake wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

bigboy discovered it through his daily ghoulish ritual of reading the Tarrant County coroner's report.

The only reason I knew it was him was because someone posted his real name and address when he had his last meltdown here and shared other people's info.

What was his real name, so I can print his obituary and piss on it

Mark Weston Jones

sneakysnake · **Joined:** Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:13 pm **Posts:** 27

KIOT....Play out of Cap's playbook.... :grin:

logamus · **Posted:** Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:35 am

Hey man, what's up?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:22 pm

Stuff and things...

Swordfighter · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:47 am **Posts:** 13

Hi boyz.

Trained Goucho · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:06 pm

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:10 pm

IN THE FACCEEEEEE!!!!

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

I can't stop watching this.

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

Tit Whistle wrote:

sneakysnake wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

bigboy discovered it through his daily ghoulish ritual of reading the Tarrant County coroner's report.

The only reason I knew it was him was because someone posted his real name and address when he had his last meltdown here and shared other people's info.

What was his real name, so I can print his obituary and piss on it

Mark Weston Jones

That's the name we used to prank that goofy chick back in the day. Forget her name, but remember the pancake makeup.
Terd was involved in that.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

sneakysnake wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Trained Goucho wrote:

bigboy discovered it through his daily ghoulish ritual of reading the Tarrant County coroner's report.

The only reason I knew it was him was because someone posted his real name and address when he had his last meltdown here and shared other people's info.

What was his real name, so I can print his obituary and piss on it

Mark Weston Jones

That's the name we used to prank that goofy chick back in the day. Forget her name, but remember the pancake makeup.
Terd was involved in that.

Was that the one with the smoking crater for a vagina?

rowdyhatinwalt · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:04 pm **Posts:** 20439

the vag that looked like a flesh colored Grimace? Yep.

Diello · **Joined:** Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:27 pm **Posts:** 2878

Tit Whistle wrote:

It was almost a year ago when he died. He got booted from here long before that. You know how hard it is to get kicked off this place? You gotta be a real fuckin' asshole. He managed it, though. Here he was known as Mallard Toss. Dunno what other names he had.

Never mentioned this on here before I think but I was on here one night after replying to a post of MT's during the day but wasn't logged on. If my memory is correct, he responded by calling my wife fat. Tit called him out on it almost immediately and told him what a complete POS he was and MT actually edited his post so it said nothing. TW then edited his (I think it just said "jorples") so that I wouldn't have to know what that shitbag had said (I think my original reply was fairly harmless to begin with). But I'd seen the whole thing live. The takeaway was knowing ol' Tit Whistle had my back and for that I am grateful.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Diello wrote:

Tit Whistle wrote:

It was almost a year ago when he died. He got booted from here long before that. You know how hard it is to get kicked off this place? You gotta be a real fuckin' asshole. He managed it, though. Here he was known as Mallard Toss. Dunno what other names he had.

Never mentioned this on here before I think but I was on here one night after replying to a post of MT's during the day but wasn't logged on. If my memory is correct, he responded by calling my wife fat. Tit called him out on it almost immediately and told him what a complete POS he was and MT actually edited his post so it said nothing. TW then edited his (I think it just said "jorples") so that I wouldn't have to know what that shitbag had said (I think my original reply was fairly harmless to begin with). But I'd seen the whole thing live. The takeaway was knowing ol' Tit Whistle had my back and for that I am grateful.

I remember that, and I think it was right around the time you got married. I think I called him an asshole and he was just like "hey, whoa, we're havin' fun here, right?", but that dim fuckin' bulb never realized wives and kids are off limits unless you get explicit say-so. He PM'd me apologizing and asked that I take mine down so there'd be nothing on record, and I complied since he actually seemed to regret it.

And buddy, yer Goddamned right I always got your back! When you find yourself in times of trouble, yah mo B there, up and over!

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